Just got word, that I’m the first artist in history of the Don Haskins Center to sell out two nights in less than 6 hours. I graduated in the same arena 2 years ago. Full circle. Can’t believe this shit man wow
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
Me: What!?
The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps
*we all go to garage & look in car*
BRO MY DUMBASS WAS JUST GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF MY CAR AND I SAW THIS STRAY DOG AND IM LIKE AW BB COME HERE ILL SAVE U DONT GET HIT BY A CAR MAKIN KISSY SOUNDS AND SHIT AND IT COMES CLOSER GROWLINF AT ME AND ITS A FUCKIN COYOTE