Frank: Hey Hazel, are you a rock?
Hazel: ...um
Frank: Cause you’re looking gneiss today
Hazel: haha thanks
Franks: *walks away* *highfives Leo* Nailed it
Leo: You go man, so smooth dude
He say “do you love me?” I tell him “only partly”
I only love my bed and...that’s basically it and I’m not really sorry
~What Nico sings when he’s with me
*camp meeting*
Chiron: Where’s Nico?
Everyone: *shrugs*
Chiron: Okay, who’s turn is it to wake him up?
Everyone: *cowers* *points to new camper*
New camper: Who’s Nico
Random camper: *face bruised* *arm bandaged* *shaking* A man who really enjoys his sleep
Me: Neeks, you gotta try this *holds out fork*
Nico: *takes bite off of fork*
Me: We just practically kissed just now
Jason: Dont you guy like...really kiss?
Me: NO OKAY? THIS IS THE CLOSEST I GET TO KISSING HIM! LET ME HAVE THIS
Nico: *swallows* *oblivious* That wasn’t even good
*gods creating trouble*
Everyone: Y’all need to calm down
Them: No
Everyone: Well shit, okay. Time to almost die again. Pack your bags guys, we’re going on another adventure.
Me: Don’t you just love socializing
Nico: *hiding under the table* Is it done yet, are they gone? Can I come out now?
Me: *sighs* Yes Nico they’re gone
Nico: *sigh of relief* Finally
Cameraman: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Nico:*takes out a random bag of apples* I carry this everywhere with me, it doesn’t work
Me: I feel like we’ve had this conversation before. The joke is getting old
Nico: *throws apple*
Me:*apple bounces off head*
Nico: See, nothing
Me: I am WILL Solace, not WONT Solace so you WILL listen to me Nico
Nico: *turns around* *munching on cereal* Did you say something?
Me: ...I love you *smiles*
Nico: mhmm *continues munching*
I can’t believe I’m a nominated for two categories in @cursedbythegods fandom awards. I’m literally so happy and honored about this. This completely came out of the blue! This makes me so excited!!!!