Nico di Angelo

💀 Basically an awkward ball of lazy who loves Nico di Angelo and all his friends 💀

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Me: Can you surf well?
Percy: Can you die well?
Me: Touché

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

You know when you’re so tired your body doesn’t know what to do so it thinks it’s awake and just stays up? Yeh that’s like me all the time.

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Cameraman: So everyone is talking about the best ways to lose weight on the internet now. Do you have any suggestions?
Nico: ...get trapped in a jar and go into a death trance. You’ll get skinny as hell...
Leo: *pops out of no where* No pun intended

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Nobody: ...
Leo:
Literally nobody:
Leo: *calls everyone mamacita and slaps their ass as he walks by*

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Moral of the story: if any of y’all are from my high school middle school and or college let me live my avg day life without you bringing up my hilarious, if I do say so myself, but cringey fan accounts

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Throwback to when I had a fandom insta account in middle school and I thought no one I knew knew about it until people were randomly talking about how much they loved it. And then they were like you run it don’t you and I was like fuck my secret life has been exposed

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Did anyone else notice when namjoon made a pun about his name and New Jersey cause they have the same initials? Like he said “im namjoon in New Jersey” trying to imitate the accent and then awkwardly/quickly laughed through it cause no one responded #BTSatMetlife_D1 I live for it

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Happy Mother’s Day :)

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

I got a mason jar to be artsy and cool but I dropped it and cut my hand on it. Will is baby proofing my room now

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

@shutupdiangelo I’d like that

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

au where Will volunteers at an animal clinic and meets Nico after he brings in an injury cat. Nico is soaking wet from the rain. Will makes sure Nico doesn’t get sick and puts a blanket over him. Nico sits shivering in the corner watching Will tend to the cat

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Monopoly breaks families apart. Nico landed on on of Percy’s spots and had to pay him $950. It took two people to stop Nico from summoning an entire dead army
~Leo

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

I always contemplate deleting this account since it’s barely used. But then I go back and look at the random stuff that’s been posted and laugh at the memories. Always end up keeping the account.

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

People be posting all their hd pretty photos of #BTS looking amazing. I’m here looking at my photos and thinking “Yes, I should be a professional photographer.” #BTSxCitiField

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

So I was listening to Euphoria and when Jungkook sings “euphoria” my mom says “why is that guy singing ‘you fuck me up?’ doesn’t seem BTS style to me.”

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Will: Awww little Neeks got a boo boo again?
Nico: *holding bloody arm* No
Will: Awww does little Death Boy need me to kiss the boo boo to make it go away?
Nico: No
Will: ...is he sure?
Nico: WILL, GODS DAMMIT I AM THE SON OF HADES I MAKE THE BOO BOOS APPEAR
Will: *slowly kisses*

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

“Hot, this is so hot.” Nico winced and moaned. He turned around to look at Will. “Dumbass you drew the bath too hot.” He says as he slaps Will across the face.

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Will: My lock screen is a pic of Nico sleeping
Nico: ...
Will: My home screen is a pic of Nico and I in the show-
Nico: -STOP SPEA-
Will: -er
Percy: *looks a Leo*
Leo: *wiggles eyebrows* Kinky

[Nico di Angelo @shutupsolace]

Nico Online: *comes across something said* *sends to Will* I’m crying
Will: Seriously
Nico: I shed a tear
Will: Aww
Nico: A fake tear
Will: ...
Nico: But it’s here in spirit

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Will: Where’s that music coming from
Jason: Let’s check it out
Leo/Percy: *dancing* *singing* IM FEELING SEXY AND FREEEEEEE
Nico: *in corner recording*
Jason: ...what are you guy doing
Leo: Nico agreed to videotape our music video
Will: Nico, blink if they’re keeping you hostage