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sarcasm is a way of life

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@the_autopian goes like hummus

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@blankcheckpod @joereid Talking about who should be the next awards host from the Drew Carey Show cast and somehow not choosing @bader_diedrich was a huge oversight

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@kanne1186 It'll only get worse. My son wakes up every morning and immediately asks that we put on Spidey and his amazing friends

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@kanne1186 Have you discovered the Libby app yet? Only reason I have a library card

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@bader_diedrich @a_sarkardi In their defense the live episodes of Drew Carey show felt like an ep of whose line

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@blankcheckpod Not Professor Crispy and the Legend of David's Homeland

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@blankcheckpod Kit Fisto and the Legend of the Buried Denim

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

It's #TDFansgiving so we're thanking fans all day. RT for your chance to win a signed game-used stick from this former BU hockey star who is the youngest defenseman in club history to score an OT goal. Who is it? Rules: https://t.co/O60cNIrQ8C

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@NHLBruins Tuukka Rask

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@GriffLightning Can I suggest "Big Time in Hollywood Florida", another great comedy stuck in their streaming site so nobody has seen it

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@milzyx @BDCPatriots you forgot to push the % key at the end. 99% is .99 as a decimal - you forgot to convert your number to a percent

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@LowesCares Please help me. Ordered from you over 2 weeks ago for store pickup, have received zero order updates, called both corporate and store multiple times, nobody can confirm that the item has even shipped yet, despite being beyond the shipping timeline. Order 354628648

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@mikeauclair That is a tempting list

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@umdcrm @n1ck_mac https://t.co/fNg4FMa1I1

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@n1ck_mac well now that you've tweeted their brand name twice 100% of your ads will be them

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Our government is running like a well-oiled Charlie Sheen.

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Based on the trailer it looks like Super Mario Odyssey should be called Super Mario's Sonic Adventure

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@JefferyCampbell hopefully you also had to hook the gutter

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@JefferyCampbell saw a perfect initial d ae86 replicar today that made me have a flashback to our college days