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[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy

Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@BradGalli I don’t blame Larkin a bit. Why would anyone want to stay under Chris Ilitch? His pop has to be rolling in his grave.

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

my boss: hey John can you hop on this teams call?

me: *points to earbuds without making eye contact*

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

If I don’t open Teams or Outlook then no one can bother me, right?

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@gailloveswolves Preach it

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

Ok stop, it’s too early for that

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@ABC She did nothing wrong

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

Ok, I’m at work. Now what?

[Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow]

Does anyone else call York Peppermint Patties, Senior Mints?

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@pettyruxpinz the best time of year

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@ashhhk25 It almost makes me miss having cable. Everything has become a paid subscription now.

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@penandjen existence is pain

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

No matter how hard it got on the Oregon Trail, they still found a way to have Taco Tuesday.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Look, i'll crush our enemies later, i have work to do

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

It’s not illegal to put a little ramen flavor packet in your CPAP machine’s water chamber. No one even checks.

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@caitlin_mmm Nah, too obvious

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@penandjen I miss my convertible

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@tropicaIghost You can have it, I have plenty

[insert_name_here @shutupmac_mn]

@Bob_Janke @MoMohler Yeah, what Bob said