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@michaelianblack I fully expect tomorrow morning Bannon & Trump in a white bronco taking cops on a slow speed chase down I-95 to Florida

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@BroadAndMarket Lolol. Damn it. He missed some biggies already, like St Ann’s Novena and the Mayfield corn & clam slam. lol. But La Festa is coming up. 😂

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@Sabrina11925 @KayTeeeOh I think JT too lol

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@offbeatorbit I feel her. In 2010 I left my “not real” job in the service industry (where I was making $20-$30 an hour) to get a “real job” being paid $11/hr. had to commute 1.5-2 hours EACH way on multiple modes of public transit. It was one of the darkest times of my life. Shit sucks.

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@_piccone As they clutched their foam tomahawks on Indigenous peoples day on Monday in Atlanta. Lol.

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@mags_mclaugh Middleswarth Chips! The kettle cooked BBQ is the best. Regular bbq 2nd best.

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#girldinner #thesetomatoescost18dollars

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@adambonin

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@kristencnagy Bar Noir. Lucy’s.

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@BarstoolPhilly The roast beef at Ye Old Ale House in Lafayette Hill!

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Double fisting. #AirQualityAlert #WildfireSmoke #philly #atleastitsnotanoilrefineryexplosion

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@ask_aubry I think she’s super inconsiderate. They bought the pizza together and she ate all the toppings off the leftovers leaving a picked apart mess for him? He’s right. Who does something like that? Now his reaction is definitely a little much...

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@Alfonso8th @NoLieWithBTC @Lnsciales Lol ummm. What exactly are you saying here? Having anxiety and Depression means you don’t have the cognitive ability to make informed decisions? Should the Millions of Americans living with both not be allowed to vote? Lol. Ok.

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@letsgoayo Or the worst is when they give you Pennies, not the exact change part, but Pennie’s so they only get nickels/dimes/quarters back. THE WORST. lol.

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@KariLake You are so fucking weird, lady. Lol.

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@clumsybitchbaby @billy_penn Shiny Dancer!

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@inihelene Or you can read up on whats customary in other countries. I do. Standard tip in US is 20%. Take out is an alternative if you dont want to tip 20%. I understand the system is shitty but taking it out on a person making $2/hr bc you disagree w/tip culture is actually shittier.

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@nycitysopretty @nytimes It’s true. Someone offered to buy the broken pieces. Lol.

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Imagine if you worked for @Cigna or @UHC and you were ok with making decisions that kill toddlers all to save a few hundred bucks. Disgusting.

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@briantaff6abc I would also bet big money he’s verrrry selective with which religious beliefs/rules he chooses to follow. Lol.

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This is it. This is the funniest thing he ever did. I realize there were other very serious contenders but in my heart this is the one