Angie Baby

It's too late, I've already invaded your brain.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

I have a short attention span and I'm not afraid to use it.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

I've mathed so much today I can't even.

[Rob the Ox @rob_the_ox]

I'm a liar, but at least I'm honest about it.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

It's not even noon on smack a fool Friday and I've already exceeded my quota.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

If I don't remember then it didn't happen.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

Current mental state - Aggressively popping bubble wrap.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

To cut a long story short The End

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

Today's weather forecast is full of snowflakes and accumulating bullshit.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

@junkposting I don't think it means what they think it means.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

Based on the description, I'm not so sure about season 6 of Dr Who. Brought to by Amazon Prime. "Obviously" money well spent.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

[Bowling Shoe Ugly @BowlinShoeUgly]

Starved for attention. And pizza. And ice cream.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

I come from a long line of people who had kids.

[Suki @skickwriter]

Temporary insanity is for underachievers and rookies.

[2 Cats on a Table @averagegrades]

consciousness

it's what separates the crackers from the animal crackers

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

We have to stop meeting like this.
~Me to my husband every time our paths cross in the house

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

To avoid dying you should always keep clean underwear in the glove box just in case you're ever in an accident.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

16: I'm hungry
Me: According to the schedule it's not your day to eat.
16: You are soooo funny mother.
Me: Tomorrow's not lookin so good for you either.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

You may have heard me say, time and time again, I really hate repeating myself.

[Angie Baby @shuturtrap]

I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything.

[Mr Wright Now, Maybe @dannyboy7813]

Every Snowflake is beautiful when examined under a microscope.

So is a bacterial emboli, but you don't hear any songs about that.