josh

this is just me talking to myself, pay no attention

[josh @shwalewis]

I’ve been seeing a lot of owls recently

[josh @shwalewis]

can’t wait to revert back to Pangea. The earth is moving and we’re doing nothing to stop it. People need to put down their weapons and come together in this fight against the tides. We will not be moved!

[josh @shwalewis]

@JSedovy @rexorangecounty lmfaoo

[josh @shwalewis]

happiness - @rexorangecounty

[josh @shwalewis]

everyday i’m thankful i live in a world where i’m allowed to sleep with multiple blankets and pillows

[josh @shwalewis]

Nothing says AMERICA more than being able to drive, vote, drink, but not rent a car

[josh @shwalewis]

just found about the arrow in the fedex logo 🫥

[josh @shwalewis]

everyone needs a little more watermelon in their life

[josh @shwalewis]

just waved at someone with my left hand. am i a fucking sociopath?

[josh @shwalewis]

@HeinzDoof13 nope

[josh @shwalewis]

why can’t i just skip to the part where im rich

[josh @shwalewis]

currently trying to celebrate women’s month with no woman to celebrate. seems wrong

[josh @shwalewis]

finally black history month, time to use my blm discount

[josh @shwalewis]

it’s official. no more drinking on wednesday nights

[josh @shwalewis]

not all babies are cute 🤷‍♂️

[josh @shwalewis]

we should bring back blood oaths, loyalty just ain’t what it used to be

[josh @shwalewis]

it’s not that i want to be the center of attention…i just don’t like it when anyone else is

[josh @shwalewis]

sometimes i think dolly parton died, but then i remember she didn’t

[josh @shwalewis]

i will never forgive marvel for killing black widow instead of hawkeye

[josh @shwalewis]

pinky promises>>>promises