Laura Roe

Law, Cats, Technology, Grammar, Food.

[Laura Roe @shwank]

When I die, there will be two spaces between sentences in my will and on my headstone. 💀✍️

[Laura Roe @shwank]

Part of me wants to run away, but another part wants to play in the snow with him. https://t.co/kTo7Wk6DTv

[Laura Roe @shwank]

Loving the #Watchmen soundtrack. The music has the presence of a character in the show. Reminiscent of @DamnGoodPie's for #TwinPeaks. @trent_reznor @DAVID_LYNCH

[ABA Journal @ABAJournal]

The “Career of the Year” Barbie for 2019 is a judge. “Our hope is that girls will enjoy playing with the dolls and imagine themselves protecting the rights of others,” said Lisa McKnight, Barbie senior VP and global brand general manager. https://t.co/GkI67r0gNv @Mattel

[Laura Roe @shwank]

I'm not offended by "lense." There, I said it. @Frattorney @MerriamWebster

[Laura Roe @shwank]

Everyday is Caturday!

[Tesla @Tesla]

Wonder how many Bargersville residents are going to get themselves arrested just so they can have a test ride

[Laura Roe @shwank]

Loving the @FlaBarAnimalLaw Puppy Pit at the @theflabar convention!

[Laura Roe @shwank]

@WilsonDutraLaw Appreciating this fine trademark/dress!

[Laura Roe @shwank]

@mcclureWX Don't let those haters in Citrus and Hernando get you down. You're doing a great job today! #irmageddon

[Laura Roe @shwank]

@washingtonpost @DAVID_LYNCH New WashPo slogan idea. I'll give you this one for a slice of pie. #twinpeaks

[Laura Roe @shwank]

Got shorted by @Starbucks today. Should I join the class action? 😂😭😂😭

[Judge Don Willett @JusticeWillett]

When you learn that Alexander Hamilton—born OTD 1755—favored life tenure for senators & presidents.

[Laura Roe @shwank]

@FreshStep Those bags should come with a warning! https://t.co/4eQsBsxbjb

[Laura Roe @shwank]

@radiohead Thank you for OK Computer. It's really getting me through today. #keepbreathing #theydontspeakforus

[Amazon Video Games @AMZNVideoGames]

Follow & RT for a chance to win a Custom DOOM PC Rig! #ChooseYourDOOM #AmazonSweepstakes https://t.co/kWZFsuiCMW

[Laura Roe @shwank]

If @TerryGilliam put up a kickstarter for a Don Quijote movie, I would contribute.

[Laura Roe @shwank]

#jacobinnpresentation This just got meta!

[Laura Roe @shwank]

#jacobinnpresentation Candy for cat pics?

[Laura Roe @shwank]

#jacobinnpresentation Dinner is served! Everyone grab a plate!