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NOOKS ARE SMALLER THAN CRANNIES, RIGHT!? 😵‍💫

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My 8 year old just texted me from my wife's phone:

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Will I survive if I boof this?

(I bought two in case I survive the first one.)

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SHOULD I DO THIS AGAIN?

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@mnightparmesan Let's do this for every salad

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Got a weird nosebleed after work, immediately started work on creepyfamilyssuesbodyhorrrornosebleedmurder.doc

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@bnuh Dude, same thing happened to us like 3 weeks ago except it was a THREE YEAR OLD.

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Let's say, just hypothetically God existed. Is there any way they let a CRAB'S LEGS be the thing that tastes the best in whole world?

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ARE RHE KIDS EVEN LISTENING TO BJORK ANYMORE? THIS IS WHATS DRONG WITH AMERICA

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I thought the harbinger of the end times would be more obvious, but it's actually content creators on TikTok sharing "hamburger hacks" to Kate Bush's "Running up that Hill." The world is ending.

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ASKING FOR A FRIEND: HOW DO YOU BECOME A DUDE WITH BEARD REVIEWING FOOD IN HIS CAR AND SOMEHOW HAVING 150K FOLLOWERS FOR SAYING "oh my god, guys, this is so good."

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Everything is wrong, right? Like, the whole world and universe... all of it.

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The dirt in the wind has damaged your eyes. You can't see anything. You fall. There is dust in your mouth. 1000 year dust. Who are you now? @justinlong (this is for science)

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@Bball_paul Yes you will.

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There is a chance, "in the alterzone" you be a different zone, different from where you exist but to get there you need to get to eating one pound of dirt. Or you can leave by sitting on the dirt for 26 hours. No food besides an egg. Or you can order out for a different egg

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Do you think I can take your cartoon guy and put him in space and have him be in love with the other one and then everyone dies?

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Can we crowd source a boxing match between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and then Mike Tyson gets to punch the loser in the face on YouTube and all the profits WILL BE LESS THAN THE TAX THEY PAY.

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(a rare serious post from Josh, not gin diesel: Alaina has a new account where she will be live tweeting bachelor stuff, please follow @AlainaWatches she rules!)

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@Kevin_Kinkead Rz