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🗣 crabs are here!

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@notveryfun325

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@saltmolls

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Andy Kostka @afkostka]

At 80, Orioles Hall of Famer Jim Palmer eats his first chicken wing: ‘Actually, these are pretty good’ https://t.co/B7rZEcJQuF

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@geographyjoke honestly he would have done fine. literally almost every player was getting pulled in to pitch it was so funny

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there’s the team i know and love

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

FINAL: Red Sox 17, Orioles 1

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@geographyjoke that’s like when i brought molly to a game and it was like 12-0 and they were just bringing in any rando to pitch lol

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this is not content for everyone but i love my bf and i’m very happy

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@genevieveew happy birthday natalie!!! where did you guys go?

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@genevieveew i’m so happy living downtown. do wish i was closer to that trader joe’s though

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@breton16106953 this was 100% your dad

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i’m on my deathbed

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

John Carlson is being traded to Anaheim

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@saltmolls @wint3rbunny0 seconded

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i’m rewatching schitt’s creek and david and patrick always make me sob. tbf i am a couple drinkies in but still

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what

[NME @NME]

.@alt_J's Joe Newman launches solo project as JJerome87 with single ‘Brush Me Like A Horse’ to tell the “story of a man slowly turning into a horse” https://t.co/NatyrPs9F5

[boygenius source @boygeniussource]

“On the way off the stage, I tried to fist-bump Bernie Sanders, which maybe confused him, but he said that I did a good job."

— Lucy Dacus on performing at Zohran Mamdani’s inauguration for @RollingStone

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@saltmolls much to unpack

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@saltmolls @PBFcomics i’m that one

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@earthrestless period