Marc Siam

[✹ @warrdelll]

‼️BREAKING: Generation Z is preferring to watch michael olise play football instead of having sex

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Michael Olise since the start of 2025/26 until now:

🌟 75 G/A
⚽️ 37 goals
🅰️ 38 assists
🏆 3 trophies
🎁 0 penalties

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

𝗢𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 🌟

[Marc Siam @siammarc]

@SamerBawab1 @thebeirutbanyan Ridiculous, go cry😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[Coupe du Monde de la FIFA 🏆 @fifaworldcup_fr]

Injouable.

#FIFAWorldCup

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

In a league of his own.

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Superstar 🌟

[Bayern Extreme @Bayernextreme01]

Lmao, Even they know it

[Marc Siam @siammarc]

@EBL2017 Paid partnership you cheap arsenal fan🤣

[𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙨𝙞 🇩🇪🇦🇱 @shemsifcb]

Harry Kane 25/26:

3 G/A vs Real
3 G/A vs PSG
Hattrick in DFB Pokal Final
3 goals vs Dortmund
2 goals vs Chelsea
2 goals vs Croatia
2 goals vs Congo
2 G/A at the Azteca

Best season by a CF this century.
The discussions about him are literally absurd.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Olise has me crying, he’s accidentally the funniest man alive

[🇫🇷 @heshkiii]

#mogged

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Barça fans saying Yamal deserves the Ballon d’Or over Kane because Kane plays in a farmer’s league.

[matheus @bettercallmats]

Mourinho em 2012 quando Messi fez 91(!) gols

[Marc Siam @siammarc]

@theberneese You are ridiculous. He didn’t contribute to any goal in most of the big game. Especially the World cup. Kane has more goals, and he was more crucial and present when it mattered. Yamal well surely get it someday but for now, keep calm😂

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

We do not need to over-complicate what should be a simple award: Harry Kane has been, by some distance, the best footballer anywhere in the world over the last year.

To watch Kane right now, in the year he turned 33, is to feel in the presence of mastery. He continues to add layers to his game, marrying his unique football brain with technical ingenuity. He is not just the world’s best No 9 but probably the world’s best No 10 too.

No one else in the running can make a claim like that.

@JackPittBrooke: https://t.co/kLQCUixByl

[Abena❣️ @twin_abena]

“Bundesliga must be boring”

Me when Bayern Munich score goal number 5 vs Paderborn:

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Harry Kane scored 73 goals for club and country last season.

But not only is he a heavyweight goalscorer, he is also the creative, physical and emotional heart of a Bayern Munich side that won a domestic double and will again contend to become European champions.

In the summer, he led England to the World Cup semi-finals, too.

The England captain and Ballon d’Or contender analyses clips with @SebSB to show The Athletic what football looks like through his eyes...

This is @HKane, My Game in My Words.

🔗 https://t.co/zVGNY7fnVh

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

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