Siara Smith

surrealist with a sense of humor

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[Siara Smith @siarasmith]

@frankiemeyers

[H @actuallyloveit]

This man, Chris Kluwe, was basically released from the nfl over a decade ago because he supported gay marriage as an ally. And here he is, STILL standing up for what's right. Please don't pretend these 2025 🏈guys are anything but cowards when people like him & Kaepernick exist.

[Whitney Houston We Have a Problem @BHacrosstheUS]

The “woke mind virus” is literally just empathy.

That’s it. It’s empathy.

[𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖆 𝕵. 🥀 @babyliisaa]

This would’ve been on my MySpace page back in the day

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

[Siara Smith @siarasmith]

@frankiemeyers i hate this so much

[chamomile @nollywoodstemme]

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater...
i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

Friend asked me if they put yeast in cider and i’ve been riding the high of that “i hardly know her” for like 3 days straight

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

commentators reporting on what’s actually important during the USA men’s basketball game

[Siara Smith @siarasmith]

i bet his mom has ms rachel on loop

[Siara Smith @siarasmith]

@frankiemeyers @Big_Daddy_Vee

[callum @filmcal]

just fell for a fake work phishing attempt on emails because it was a survey to choose which snacks to add to the vending machine

[Siara Smith @siarasmith]

doing squats with my boyfriend and my knees were cracking so bad

“your knees are creaking like a haunted house’s floorboards”
“need to put some WD40 on those things”
“only need a heart looking ass”

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

AOC said 👶🏽

[Siara Smith @siarasmith]

todays the day. I’ve spent literally half of my life on this birdbrain app.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Huge fumble by Disney. National Treasure 3 could have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and so long as the trailer has Nic Cage say something insane like "FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map" I am there opening night.

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

[tracy chapman voice] you gotta fat ass