Diesel Dog

I'm the faithful hound of @wordsmithsibbo I can lick my balls. Raving in a hot tub with Bacchus.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

@TheSaintCentre Why. Play. Blue?

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

@FulhamFC Top lad. Huge potential. We'll miss him at Saints. Look after him or we'll deploy our spy network 😎🤣

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

@Lesley_kr @Tesco I stock piled. Have enough jerry cans to invade Calais.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

I'm trying to explain to the dog that dogs can't eat snickers. It's not going well.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

@AdamBlackmore Most of the players aren't good enough, and don't care.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

@rickygervais team. Please get in touch. I have an idea for Ricky. It might be crap though. NHS and teaching.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

@LHarrisSFC Manning free kick was a belter!

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

@SaintsExtra @reluctantnicko We need a striker. We've needed a striker for the last 3 years. Buy a striker.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

I am now not a dog. I identify as a Llama.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

The bloke's a 🔔🔚 gives it the whole 'do you know who I am' and belittled us when he left for 'a proper big club'. I smell twat. #saintsfc

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Back where it all began ❤️

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

I think that Jake, the Jack Russell, who I play with at the fjord, is a massive bender.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

The janitor did it.

[Rebel Waltz @Wordsmithsibbo]

Crap. Think I'm going to be put on the twitter naughty step.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

You talkin' to me?

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

If the human's stupid post gets 100 likes, I'll get £100 worth of treatos and snaccs.

[Rebel Waltz @Wordsmithsibbo]

I've just unleased a double-barrelled fart, whilst watering out front, that triggered the Ring doorbell. My wife got a notification on her App. Beyond proud right now.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

I've just let loose a silent but violent Diesel Dog special.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and boom! They've smelt it. Dad is gagging - get him every time.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

I'm on steroids for my manky ear - I'm absolutely ravenous! Send love, treatos and sossidges x

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

@BurnsideNotTosh James Blunt released his Greatest Hits album, you out of touch, tight trouser, no sock wearing, pigeon bothering nonce.

[Diesel Dog @sibbo26]

Is it Blink One Eighty Two or Blink One Eight Two? I can never remember. I'm on the spectrum, apparently.