Siberia is the greatest place on earth

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[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

while you’re crying over that girl, there’s a guy wishing you were gay

[Siberia is the greatest place on earth @siberialist]

@sadreturns I dont think vinyl pressing is that expensive, they were dirt cheap years ago

[Siberia is the greatest place on earth @siberialist]

@sadreturns Its probably like this impregnation fetish, fetishists focus on it too much

[Jay @DarekaJay]

Mom: someone is at the door, they say they're from twitter?
Me: that's oomp 😭😭😭
Mom: don't you mean oomf?
Me: No. One of my pawns

[Aerith @JustAerith]

me: hey siri, call my pawns

siri: calling prawns

me: wait no

[Siberia is the greatest place on earth @siberialist]

@midnight_b65055 Rude

[Siberia is the greatest place on earth @siberialist]

@RyeWerther Норм вообще игра? Или ебучий милсим с 30 летними додиками

[irrational_potato @sillyoumaximus]

Me: Siri call my friends
Siri: No friends found

[Siberia is the greatest place on earth @siberialist]

@RoguesPhilo Its crazy that almost entirety of Kyrgyzstan would pack up and leave moment they get greencard but there americans who moving in

[🔥Leon Kuwata🔥 / 11037🔪 @_11037_Kuwata_]

Me: Siri call my

Siri: I’m sorry I didn’t quite get that

Me: hey siri

Siri:

Me: hey siri

Siri: I’m sorry I didn’t quite get that

Me: fuckass Siri

Siri: I didn’t find any search results for fuckass Siri

[The Golden One @TheGloriousLion]

Happy birthday to me and happy birthday to our newborn daughter ❤️

[Siberia is the greatest place on earth @siberialist]

@CCGordon33 @ReviewsPossum My great great grandpa was stealing horses during this times and was living in some mountain village with escape tunnel under the house because of that

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

His son looks older than him

[Mr. Anigami💤 @NOITAWEZUMPANTS]

Just came back home from the gym and dropped a monster poop in the toilet

[Official Evil Robot Apologist Account 天貴星 @afucktonofrats]

Me: Siri call my friends

🤖: no matches found

Me: ah right Siri call my pawns

🤖: calling pawgs

Me: 👀

[Official Evil Robot Apologist Account 天貴星 @afucktonofrats]

Me: Siri call my porns

🤖: calling Michael Porn

Me: who the fuck is that Siri cancel call