when I first came to america I aint know english and some boy was tryna bully me I just called him "stupid dog" like 30 times cause i knew courage the cowardly dog and he started crying
have a viper do this to me when i was lash and mcginnis offered to swap lanes so i could get outta there and vipers agonizing scream in VC was so fucking funny then she tried to gank my lane and died
I didn't tell my bf this but last week we had kinky sex where I blindfolded him, then I got up to play my roblox game that was running In the background for like 10 seconds before getting back to business
With Dolly Parton's passing, I implore everyone—especially Americans—to learn about the education in the southern US, in particular appalachia where Dolly hailed from. It is one of the poorest and least literate places in the country, earning its residents contempt from those--
Dolly had this "no shit, Sherlock" approach to social issues that used to be very ingrained in the country star archetype. like, always admitting she doesn't know everything, but wanting to get it right and not taking any shit at the same time. may we all be so humble
After less than a month as President, Ronald Reagan watches Dolly Parton at Camp David in "9 to 5" on Valentine's Day 1981, and writes one complaint into his diary: