Roy

dumb and barn

[Roy @sicillianlemon]

Analog

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

This is something very personal to me.

[josie¹ @landotd]

andy burnham finding the controls for the emergency alerts

[Charlie Davies @cgdav135]

Orwell was right when he said Britain wouldn't accept fascism because the public would laugh at them.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

J. R. R. Tolkien and Adolf Hitler both fought at the battle of the Somme.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

He did turn out to be right about this fwiw

[Union Jacked 🇬🇧 💪 🌹 @UnionJacked__]

- Gets Starmer out but without getting any blood on his sleeves.

- Sends all the key Starmerites to the back benches

- Then ends the Green surge. Finishes Polanski

- Next, ends the Reform lead and ensure Nigel fights a bin

- All in a week. Then goes straight on holiday

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

the fat guy from superbad just annihilated me jiu jitsu style

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Two weeks ago today, I admitted that politics has not been working for you and that we all need to raise our game.

I meant it.

So here's just some of what we've announced in the first fortnight:

✅ New national drive to end rough sleeping
✅ Tax cut on energy bills
✅ £2 cap on bus fares in England
✅ Record numbers of NCA officers deployed to tackle gangs behind small boat crossings
✅ 20% cut in business rates for thousands of pubs, clubs, and music venues
✅ Number 10 North, driving power out of Westminster and into every postcode across the country
✅ 14-year-olds will have early access to technical education, skills training and connections with employers
✅ Plan to fix our broken social care system
✅ Investment in our nuclear deterrent, supporting 22,000 apprenticeships
✅ Local mayors will get a share of income tax

This is just the start. I know a fortnight does not fix a country.

But I said I would do things differently, and I am.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

J.R. Tolkien and Adolf Hitler fought against each other at the Battle of the Somma in 1916.
Live now with this information.

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

James Milner retiring means 2026-27 will be the first English top-flight season since 1956-57 that will not feature a single player who played under Sir Bobby Robson.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[Izaak @Zaakie97]

Losing Konate on a free is a fucking disaster

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

People say Tony Blair isn't a true Labour man but I don't know what's more Labour than sharing a 6,000 word blog post about your relationship with the Labour Party

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Reform UK’s Makerfield by-election candidate Robert Kenyon previously claimed women “can’t drive” and get abortions for “vanity purposes” to “shag anyone they want”

He admitted: “I’m sexist, sorry but I am”