Dimas ディマス

Boring dude with a boring life.

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

Reasons why you need to be medicated.

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

Ini gw yang tolol apa gimana ya. Kok malah orang orang jadi nyalahin gaji guru gak naik karena Ibam, yang mana gak nyambung sama sekali

[Alfian Bahri @AlfianBahri47]

@rdmakbar @Factor_ke_X Yaaa nyambung, kalau anda pernah jadi guru di Indonesia dan coba sadar.

Misal, di sekolah x jelas2 ada gaji guru dieksploitasi, tapi pihak sekolah malah pengadaan laptop, beli lain2 dengan alasan adaptasi zaman.

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

@19BROMAN @crasher Sekeras ape sih lu jing, heran gw

[Aria @ariaghora]

It is dangerous to have a desire to be the strongest one in a room while you’re supposed to be the one to grow others to be stronger.

[Petrol Weeb | F @PetrolWeeb]

Twitter users going to Bluesky and then coming back after several days

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

No matter what life throws at me, I’ll be able to handle it. I will have a tough time getting there but I will eventually succeed.

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

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[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

@txtdarisugab Good luck bang sugab 💪

[rvivek @rvivek]

> be Soumith Chintala
> graduate from a Tier 2 college in India
> come to the US for masters
> join Meta, massive impostor syndrome
> first 3 months hell
> 2015: start building PyTorch
> 8 years later
> 90%+ of AI runs on it
> every major company uses it
> entire AI industry's software layer
> kid from Tier 2 college built the thing that built AI
> a legend

At @hackerrank we care about skills over pedigree and he's a poster child for this. Thank you for all the great work!

[gon @chinesegon]

many such cases

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

@rikaulimaz Woalah pasiennya dokter Jiemi Ardian, pantesan dapet undangan..

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

@qsxrsaz @ARSIPAJA https://t.co/LKJ9iW9RPf

Oalah pantes

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@MamatAlkatiri lu mau nya apa sih? kayak salah aja semua yg di lakuin presiden. lu boleh benci sama presiden tp jgn buat orng lain ikutan benci

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

@rikaulimaz Wahh boleh boleh, nanti tgl 28 ku dm

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

Ada yang buka jastip Indonesia bookfair di JCC? https://t.co/Ld1GILS8gy

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

Baru selesai baca Animal Farm, serius ini ending-nya begini cok?

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

> be me, Intel
> world domination status: achieved
> have a license to print money with x86
> life is good
> be 2007, some fruit company named Apple shows up
> "hey can you make a chip for our new phone?"
> my CFO brain activates
> look at their offer... pathetic
> my margins! my beautiful margins!
> "lmao no," I tell them, "get that low volume, low margin peasant shit out of my office"
> tell them to go bother some Korean foundry
> they call it the "iPhone"
> it only sells, like, a bazillion units
> oops.mp4
> should have listened to my gut, but my gut was too busy counting shareholder dividends
> speaking of shareholders
> CEO is now a finance bro
> innovation is for nerds, stock buybacks are for chads
> spend $36 billion to make line go up
> R&D? how about R&Buyback
> TSMC and Samsung are building fabs? cute.
> we're building value for our shareholders
> meanwhile, in the basement...
> be AMD, literally on life support
> selling their HQ to pay the rent
> "hey guys what if we made a good CPU for once?"
> entire Intel leadership room dies of laughter
> we're still milking 14nm++++ for the fifth year in a row
> what are they gonna do, beat us with... checks notes... core count and efficiency?
> HQ focused on PPT presentations and buybacks
> R&D team: "hey we have this 10nm design but it's kinda... impossible to manufacture?"
> me: "JUST MAKE IT WORK, I HAVE A DIVIDEND TO ANNOUNCE"
> requirement: quadruple the transistor density, tooling: from the stone age, yield: literally negative
> "10nm is fine, everything is fine" for five years
> entire company is stuck on 14nm++++++++
> watching AMD just call TSMC and get a shiny new 7nm node like it's nothing
> suddenly, AMD's "Zen" thing is actually good
> gamers and redditors are calling me a "dead company walking"
> my stock is in freefall
> panic.jpg
> hire back Based Pat Gelsinger to save us
> Pat comes in: "what in the goddamn..."
> find out we're now outsourcing our own chips to TSMC
> mfw we missed mobile, lost the process lead, got rekt by AMD, and our grand plan is to ask the government for money
> mfw we're now a fabless fab with an identity crisis
> mfw the once-proud "Intel Inside" is now "TSMC Inside"
> at least the shareholders had some good quarters
> company_cope.jpg

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

Menamatkan map paling bangsat

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

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[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

@sabrisangjaya Ingfo lokasi

[Dimas ディマス @sicilonvalley]

@ekawicaksana Oh no mas ibam