pina colada

a restful kernel in the magazine of the universe

[meghan @meghanfaceeee]

got a taylor farms salad kit in my hello fresh box this week and it felt like opening a letter with anthrax inside

[Paranoid Humanoid @DRodbone]

Don't worry Canada. The people who swore we'd all be dead from the Covid vaxx by now are all forestry experts now.

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Americans criticizing Canada for not being able to control 1 billion acres of forrest when they can't even control their own lettuce supply from giving themselves explosive diarrhea.

[pina colada @sickmikla]

@donaldsangel @katie_heid @livefreedet @realDonaldTrump Not being impacted? They’re losing their HOMES dumbass. Get a grip.

[ali @probablyalissa]

[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite

[pierce @piercespears]

It’s actually so lovely how we have wildfire smoke every summer. This never happened when we were kids or when our parents were kids but it’s just like normal now 😍😍😍

[brian @brianonhere]

i love how $25 everything is becoming

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

made an important life decision today earnestly thinking abt this picture

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.

[- @DaughterOfEri]

I find it funny that what “god” wants is always what men want lol

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

anyway this is AOC’s office on a normal day when she hasn’t suddenly suffered fatal cardiac arrest

[g @34rths]

I'm actually really good at overcoming every Evil situation that enters my life. No one is dimming my light EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

every time you see a pigeon on the street they think this about you btw

[pina colada @sickmikla]

@gmanoh8206 @alexadoingstuff Absolutely. She saved herself and an entire airplane of passengers. What he did was selfish in that she has to live with that haunting memory & reckless bc what if she failed? How many deaths would be on her hands bc of him? She’s a hero. He deserves peace, but not notoriety.

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me