Tony Bartolo

this cracka ain’t slouchin!

[brady @zipoffs]

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

[James Baldolfini @BoggisBvnceBean]

Never thought I’d see Haaland enter Solomun tulum boiler room flowstate

[Tony Bartolo @sickobeer]

Why are the nonbinary cashiers at REI always the slowest

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

Elle Fanning’s ass is ruining my life

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

BREAKING: A second large minion has hit Los Angeles:

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Is it socially acceptable as a Steely Dan fan to have sex? I feel like I’d be backstabbing my community.

[David Hrusovsky Sports @davehrus]

My friend played a community softball game with his Myles Garrett jersey on, went 3-3, and then left it in the dugout for the world to take as the sun gently sets. What a way to go out…

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

I'm gonna have to get a #CreggnancyTest after this movie bro

[gnocchi 🎾🔜 AC @neoaky]

california has been discovered in minecraft

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Had a few nights like this

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Looks like another white boy summer is underway

[Tony Bartolo @sickobeer]

40-50 feral braphogs

[Tony Bartolo @sickobeer]

Got recognized as a regular at the local taqueria #thiswhiteboyisup

[JellybackJoe @JellybackJoe]

DAY MARSH (aaaAAAAaaaaa)

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MARSH (aaaAAAAaaaaa)

[bоо @gorjusbutiful]

i have sold baby yoda to chinese herbalists who will dehydrate him and use his powdered form in tinctures