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beautiful cookie poptart princess made of red velvet cake and melted sugar

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

I'm so unbelievably obsessed with Jeff the Killer it is insane

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

I love getting older and having more freedoms but getting older means decreasing in value and mines is nearly spent

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

@Lylylimia Do u have one of these but for pumpkin things I lov pumpkin so freaking much walmart has pumpkin roll flavored oreos they're delisj

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@m3owww0 What if tbsi is all that's left

[anita ★★★ @yvesmaxxing]

the sweatshirt: the buyer:

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

I hate when my dreams ars just irl but mildly different. Dreaming of the fucking vending machine I just left and I get chocolate covered almonds oh fucking Kay.

[⟢ 𝒻𝑜𝓍 🍜 .ᐟ.ᐟ @hungryfoxian]

things to say to someone with with an 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧.

– all I ate today was a 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙚.
– sell me this 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙧.
– just 𝙚𝙖𝙩.
– please eat, for 𝙢𝙚?
– are you gonna eat 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩?
– how many 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 does this have?

[✯K✯ @Abasi1kini]

did an assignment last night and found out it was due last week

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

@m3owww0 U can spam dms ab it if u want

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

It makes me feel very ugly and stupid if not my looks hindering me its my stupid brain that doesn't see cues or offend people on accident also like.. there's nobody WORTH DATING in my immediate area? I wanna move anyway so why?

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

I keep getting called lesbian. I am not. It feels verh disheartening if u dont date as a teen they will take u out back snd shoot u

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

I keep getting called lesbian. I am not. It feels verh disheartening if u dont date as a teen they will take u out back snd shoot u

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

I think a lot of my friends r out of touch i love the ones that even if they dont have anything going on with them they've clearly had real life struggles before

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

Oh I forgot I said fhis yeah I can't date anyone too normal they make me feel very subhuman which is like majority of my friends

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

Crush over if ur nt i dont Want U

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

Insane take: i dont like nt/mentally sound people

[saanjh 🔮 @dontcrysaanjh]

me when i remember that even if i starve down to my pre-pubescent weight i will never get to relive my childhood

[tlqkf @sb_sickwanderer]

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[lucy westenra ♱ @bIoodfangs]

i love the way humans romanticize death by making cemeteries as beautiful as possible. we don’t actually need coffins and graves to be so gorgeous and detailed. it comes from something deep within the human soul, the vitality to make everything romantic. it’s at our core

[My sweet piano @_starsstrv_]

as a baker (with an ed) i never even understood this because baking is literally an exact science. If you add too much oil/sugar its going to taste DISGUSTING.

[Show✞ @Ownedbyshow]

Dang in college you really can’t study the night before and do good like you did in hs

[cookie 🍪 @sicksugarcooki]

@m3owww0 Is this about the two a's and the two j's because this issue has also found me