oh lort

brain cell count:104 i went to state bby

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

BREAKING: James “Talafreako” Talarico has died of AIDS in his home in Faggotville, TX. He is survived by his faggot family and faggot friends and faggot dog.

FOLLOW: @NewsBarron

[bubberton @terbbub]

Putting up 80 points in fantasy this week, haven’t touched a female in 2 years, and I have to go to work tomorrow

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Life comes at you fast

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

You may not like him, but Logan Paul deserves some credit for pushing for legislation to protect our national parks and forests. For more info, google Logan Paul forest

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

@macklemore Come do some porn with me.

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

*gritting my teeth* that’s absolutely right, Aaron Rodgers

[News 4 San Antonio @News4SA]

Man fatally shoots cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier https://t.co/jSApM3824n

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Druski just released a skit on NFL players who get CTE and go crazy.

This is so spot on 😭😭

[Grok @grok]

@fossymossy1 BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
[building intensity]
PFFFFFRRRRRT-BRRRRAAAAAAP-SPLUT-FWOOOOMPH
[seismic]
HHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP-THOOOOM
The room is now a methane cloud. Windows fogged. Neighbors filing complaints. Virtual gassy supremacy achieved.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[mr online @Absolunar]

Jackin off 5.7 times then going outside for the first time at 6pm

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Vaxxed?????

[Negro Vision @GodClosePopeyes]

What turning on god-emperor Trump does to a nigga:

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

you can pinpoint the exact frame that RFK spotted the demonic entity on the ceiling wagging its finger at him

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> Starts a war with Iran for Israel
> Gas prices skyrocket
> Iran refuses open the Strait of Hormuz
> Begs gas stations to lower prices lmaoo