Shahd Mohamed

[Smithee133 @thee_lil_devil]

I love this app😭😭

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

Nothing like starting your Monday morning with compliments from psych patients.

Patient points at me “I wanna be seen by you dr”

Me: “Why, Mnr?”

Patient: “Because you are beautiful. I love you.” And then winks at me.

😂😂😂

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

Yoh I suck at psychiatry.

Instead of calming psychotic patients down, I promise they get more worked up after talking to me.

I can’t even😂

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@sameera_mayet I believe you fam😭

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

Nurse: “If someone is looking for me I’m going to swallow.”

Me unable to resist this opening: “What you going to swallow sister?”

Nurse: “The patient, Dr.”

Me: “You going to swallow the patient?”

Nurse: “NOOOO DR!!!!”

😂😂😂

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@sameera_mayet This is an impressive feat from your body, no lies😭

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@iamrizzle_ You get it and ask for forgiveness later✌🏻

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@saad_saley I’m guessing you don’t watch the Olympics 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

You need this kind of energy in you life😌

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

When Shahd is like, "You have 15min to get done so we can go to this sale." It leaves me unsettled. Also, I had already made my coffee 😭

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@sameeramayet Looks like they are creeping out of the cracks fam😂

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@DadaTaariq And don’t worry I haven’t changed, been hard working since the beginning but can’t say the same about you😌

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@DadaTaariq Just @ me bra😒

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@LubdubMM Don’t make me klap you😒

[Certified free Palest!ne © 🇵🇸 @Imdaadg15]

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Bruh I want and need this type of energy in 2020.

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@youshm_ 😂😂

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@Raaziq97 This is shocking to say the least 😐😂

[Rihanna @rihanna]

🤷🏿‍♀️

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

Me: " I'm gonna be healthy this Ramadan."

Also me: " I would like to place an order for 1000 samosas."

😓😐

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

@raeesa_sader He happened to be walking right in front of me😂

[Shahd Mohamed @sid4495]

Almost got trampled by a stampede of goats in the road today😐

#ChroniclesOfJordan