Majd not Madj

Engineer by day, teacher by night & Falafel CEO on the weekends.

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

I love how Checkers60 operates like Checkers20.
Keep it up @CheckersSA 💪

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

Imagine being on a call with @CapitecBankSA and they keep transferring you to different departments because they don't know their own job description... Here's to my third attempt. Leggo.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

As abuse is no longer allowed when we speak about F1, I’m forced to say Ferrari’s strategists are brilliant.

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

Two things.

1) I need an "Enter" button on the left side of the keyboard in addition to the existing one.

2) @AllTimeLow's Blinding Lights, is a bop. Noice.

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

@MWEBTweets so we haven't gotten our internet back since loadshedding ended. What's happening?

[Señorita @AishaHamdulay]

When Muslim boys live on their own: Mashallah so responsible he can see to himself wowowowow omg 🤩

When Muslim girls live on their own: Astagfirullah what an abomination haraam 😱what does she get up to every night

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

@zaosman_ja I'm guessing you only share content during respectable hours 🤭

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

I have so much funny content to share with my work colleagues. But I can't find them on Twitter 😂😭
Is it appropriate to share on MS Teams??

[Mahir @themahirmind]

@instagram @alex193a @Twitter

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

We are ready #GTI8ontour

@Aaqeela @sid4495

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

#GTI8ontour

[Yaseen Baker @Real_Bakerman]

They're called Discovery because each time you need to use them, you discover something new they don't cover.

[Señorita @AishaHamdulay]

This pandemic has been hard on everyone hey. If you're an extrovert or an ambirvert like me, and you just can't explain why you feel low/exhausted/empty sometimes - it really just could be that you're missing the usual energy of people/nature/and just, life. Extroverts/ambiverts-

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

Idiot.

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

Not me crying at the Olympic victories that have a story. 🥺

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

I didn't get a glow up in any way. But my scarf game improved and it honestly made the world of a difference 😂

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

The second copy of the second will.

[Majd not Madj @majd_m02]

Find someone who won't be irritated with your voice notes. Pffft.