sid_thesloth

grad student . mechanical engineer. car fanatic. amateur hashtag warrior .beer lover. soccer/football lover. amateur comedian and aspiring artist.

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Help . My friend is drunk and is blaming my cat for killing mufasa. #UnlikelyEmergencies

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A bottle of scotch. #BestWaysToSaySorry

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Thinking everything's a glory hole. #LoseYourJobIn5Words

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@YTCreators why not include YouTube movies as a part of red subscription? Would love to watch movies without paying for it each time. 😊

[Houston Astros @astros]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY, THE #ASTROS ARE #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS!

#EARNEDHISTORY https://t.co/lTo9MNqzVR

[Houston Astros @astros]

The final out! #EarnedHistory

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AL Champs. #EarnHistory https://t.co/wbw1c39m2l

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Yaaaaayyyy. Well done @astros.

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#HR4HR

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#AndThenTheDeathStarBlewUp
Elon musk said that he wants sapcex to send people to that moon.... wait that's no moon.

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#MyRecipeForDisaster
Pranking my girl by removing all tp from the bathroom.

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#HowIKeepLifeAGoodtime
I play with my fat wiener every chance I get.

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#BoobASong
Boobs I did it again.

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#PartyDontStartTill my wiener comes out to play.

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#ExplainTVShowsBadly
So there is this dude that bangs his aunt in a boat while a midget watches.

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#WhyImNotWelcomeAtChurch when I was a choir director I played RTJ and gave ppl weed brownies.

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#LiesToldToMyPartner I am a grower not a shower.

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#ThronesYall when the dragon died.

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#HowIFightForJustice By never putting pineapples on my pizza.

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#GameOfThrones when the credits hit I was like.

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#GameOfThrones dang old woman Tyrell full on gangsta.