hailey

literally never tweeting again

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

Not to be dramatic but hi twitter I’m back daddy’s home

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

cinema has yet to top this

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

I will be devastated if we don’t get any trick or treaters at our house

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

It would be funny if someone was called Mr Banana

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

I’m tired of the bugs and lizards in my house

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

Btw the library in my town did the cutest thing and now they have a locker outside where they keep the books that you checked out so you can just go and scan your card and the locker with your books opens automatically

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

Dude it’s so hard to work with people who are unprofessional. First of all ????? But most importantly that makes our whole office look bad

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

why must a hot, sexy, and funny person (me) have to work for a living

[AJR @AJRBrothers]

Never gets old

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

My mom FaceTiming me from the high school homecoming football game to show me Nadia’s dance team performance at half time I couldn’t even tell which one she was LOL

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

Why don’t we as adults use food coloring to make our food rainbow more often

[Kat Dunn @itskathryndunn]

that was super shady of ameerah idc #bb24

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

Having at least one coworker to vent with is CRUCIAL

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

All phone service and wifi was completely down for over 12 hours yesterday in my town and the town next to us 😵‍💫 um that was kind of spooky!!! very relieved that it’s back today

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

My McDonald’s raised their prices on the “dollar any size” sodas. I am in so much distress. What is Joe bidens plan to fix this. What kind of world do we live in where the $1 coke at McDonald’s is now $1.29? Oh my god

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

IM REWATCHING PRETTY LITTLE LIARS AND ITS SO WILD LMAO ADULTS WROTE THIS??? there’s no way

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i bought a little notebook. it’s not going to be like all those other times i thought i could use a little notebook

[hailey @sideofcowboy]

My coworkers are all congregated in the break room but I just want to make my microwaveable popcorn in peace 😭