Robert

yeehaw

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@caroljsroth

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@mattmurphyshow I hope the budget allows for an assistant that claps coconut shells whilst you occupy your stead.

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@mattmurphyshow

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@caroljsroth The Scalpel

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@mattmurphyshow Of course he's going to win....

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@DaleJr When you finally hit 150 we gonna party!

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@mattmurphyshow Do you think it possible that the banking & payment processing companies could be convinced to deny service base on political lines? Would they ever refuse to process payments for gun sales? Refuse to process payments to Pro-life charities? Refuse to let radio hosts buy pants?

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@mattmurphyshow Ok but lemme Google some woods skills how-to vidyas first....

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@mattmurphyshow Matt they are the same folks that claim you're banning birth control if it's not taxpayer funded. Same mindset means you're also "banning" books if the school doesn't supply and promote them ya know 🙄

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@mattmurphyshow Adjusted for inflation that $399 is now $937 today. People today are too smart to pay a grand for a cell pho.....

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@caroljsroth

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@iowahawkblog Henchman recognizes me in a diner leading to a fight that moves into the kitchen. I knock him onto the hot grill and as he jumps up a meat cleaver to the head does him in.
I ring the bell and say "order up!"

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@iowahawkblog Henchman comes in for a dental appointment. As he's waiting in the chair I choke him from behind with dental floss.
"I heard you need to floss more."

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@iowahawkblog Henchman brings his open top sports car in for service. I, posing as a mechanic, crush him against the ceiling with the lift.
"Those things don't have much head room."

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@mattmurphyshow

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@bhand94 @nascarcasm @SouthwestAir Oh, he had issues... 🤣

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@mattmurphyshow He once threw rocks at Andy, then apologized saying "I thought you was The Widow Bradshaw." That left me wondering why the widow deserved a rock throwin' 🤔

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@JesseKellyDC That's why I spent $3k replacing the engine and painting (bedliner actually) this 22 year old piece. I refuse to participate in the current truck market.

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@PatUnleashed

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