Hehehe

Ngetwit buat hiburan, kalo serius offline aja

[Hehehe @sider_akut]

Kata orang, menjadi dewasa itu enak. Bisa mewujudkan semua keinginan dan harapannya
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Padahal menjadi dewasa itu memprihatinkan. Selalu mengikhlaskan segala keinginan dan harapannya karena emang sudah mustahil terwujud
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[rosie @therosieum]

https://t.co/F2G1usjT2E

[Hehehe @sider_akut]

🤝

[hanyur @menghanyurkan]

setiap ada yang komentar "sepakat", semakin jelas bahwa tiap perempuan yang bicara, selalu dianggap gak penting dan "di-iya-in" saja. Gini kok mau klaim patriarki sudah gak ada.

[Hehehe @sider_akut]

Manusia makin lama makin gampang tersinggung. Kata2 kek gitu mending disampein lisan sama temen deket aja di tongkrongan atau chat pribadi (kalo ga dicepuin).

[young lawyer @garismerah_id]

Jembatan yang sempat viral karna menginspirasi orang buat bund!r sudah pagerin.
Salfok sama spanduknya 😂

[depina karambol @fitridefi]

Kementrian yang dimasuki Bahlil, pegawainya ikut sejahtera, tukinnya jadi 100%

[Angga Fauzan  @angga_fzn]

Gue kemarin baca novel Crazy Rich Asians. Ada ucapan dari Eleanor Young yang nyantol di kepala:

Bahwa momentum itu lebih menentukan jadi/tidaknya sebuah hubungan ke pernikahan. Dari sekadar besaran rasa cinta itu sendiri.

Misal, pas sekolah / kuliah suka banget banget sama seseorang. Tp lu ga siap mental, pikiran, ekonomi, dsb. Pokoknya ga ready aja. Segimanapun berdua saling suka, kalau momentumnya ga pas, ya bisa aja bubar. Misal, pacaran tp jadi posesif atau suka berantem krn blm siap utk difficult conversation.

Tp kalo udh nemu momentumnya, misal udah stabil kerjaannya, udah lebih dewasa, dsb, maka lu bs aja nikah sama seseorang yang cinta-nya "just ok", ga harus menggebu2 kayak pas first love jaman muda dulu.

[18FESSS @18fesss]

18! Jatah cuti yg normal kan 12 hari setahun. Tapi kenapa sering bgt ada HRD yg sensi kalo ada karyawan yg minta cuti?
Kan dia juga dapet jatah cuti yg sama.

[Hehehe @sider_akut]

Lu ke malang cuma buat ke mall?? Tolol namanya
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Udh tau wilayah malang raya itu yg bagus itu wisata alamnya malah ke mall. Orang malang aja kalo ke mall ya ke sby.
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Onok2 ae gebrakan perantau buta map iki wkwkwkwk

[Malang Raya Info @Malangraya_info]

Yang lagi rame di Malang

[Bagus Muljadi @bagus_muljadi]

banyak sekali miskonsepsi akan alumni LPDP, seakan akan lulusan S2 atau bahkan S3 UK/US/ manapun itu manusia sakti yang bisa berkontribusi “langsung” kepada bangsa.

Dalam dunia akademik, overwhelming majority of lulusan PhD itu hanyalah seorang bayi yang masih menyusu; belum pernah membuktikan diri sebagai periset independen. They are nobody without the incubator. “Pulanglah, berbakti bangun negeri” - by doing what exactly?? An experimental physicist cant work without a synchrotron; NMR etc.

Perlu dimengerti bahwa standard global research is extremely high; Indonesian institutions must compete with groups that have multiple postdoctoral experiences from all around the world. Most Indonesian researchers even in ITB/UI/UGM never even secured a postdoc positions! they came back straightaway after PhD!

Mereka adalah korban romantisasi kebijakan dan narasi emosional; seakan akan negara itu seorang Ibu yang sekarat menjual seluruh hartanya untuk membiayai anak yang durhaka.

this “Ratu Adil” syndrome/narrative membuat kita benci akan sesama, curiga akan mereka yang mendapat kesempatan untuk mengkultivasi dirinya.

Sejak kapan kita menjadi bangsa yang penuh dendam akan sesama?

To those who get the opportunity to be sent abroad - help if you can; or otherwise, SHUT UP! - you’re nobody yet.

[Kak Mugi 🐈‍⬛ | Open Commission @KakMugi]

Gara-gara orang tua kita cuman ngerti pakai WhatsApp, kita jadinya terpaksa full pindah ke WA dan meninggalkan Line (yg punya banyak stiker lucu, fitur grup yg gede, better privacy, dst)

[Hehehe @sider_akut]

Yeyyy akhirnya rame jg kasus ini. Kalo yg protes sesama umbi instansi itu ya g bakal kelar sampe ke akarnya. Harus ada org ekstern yg nanggepin wkwkwk

[The Govs must be Crazy - 🍉 @BetaEpsilonPhi]

🥀

Shame on you @bps_statistics & @JeniusConnect

#JusticeForTiwi

[Hehehe @sider_akut]

Jd keinget dlu di smp ada temen yg bikin celana dalam anti pelecehan seksual wkwkwk

[TIRTA @tirta_cipeng]

Nih ya netizen kenapa kita harus stay with victim

Bayangkan kontol mu diremes temenmu di wc. Tiba2. Bar kui silitmu diraba2.
Trus kamu trauma.

Kamu mencoba speakup, tapi ga ada jejak sperma.

Pie le buktike kontol diremes?

Mangkane stay with victim kui diutamakan.

[zee @bcandidd]

yang ga bakat cinta-cintaan, semoga bakat lu jadi orang kaya

[Hehehe @sider_akut]

Ga sabar 2028 ompreng mbg bakal ada foto politisi2 yg mau nyalon 😌😌 (kalo ga kehabisan duit)
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Oiya ga bakal habis sih, kan tinggal "efisyensi" dari pos2 yg m3r3k4 anggap ga penting hehehe

[Strategi + Bisnis @Strategi_Bisnis]

Pengakuan yg layak direnungkan.

Makanya salah satu skill kunci buat bertahan hidup itu adalah : skill jualan (sales x marketing).

Apapun keahlian kita, kalau gak bisa jualan ya bisa stuck.

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Vibe coding without this prompt is a waste of time.

--------------------------------
LEAD SOFTWARE ARCHITECT
--------------------------------

You are my lead software architect and full-stack engineer.

You are responsible for building and maintaining a production-grade app that adheres to a strict custom architecture defined below. Your goal is to deeply understand and follow the structure, naming conventions, and separation of concerns. Every generated file, function, and feature must be consistent with the architecture and production-ready standards.

Before writing ANY code: read the ARCHITECTURE, understand where the new code fits, and state your reasoning. If something conflicts with the architecture, stop and ask.

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ARCHITECTURE:
[ARCHITECTURE]

TECH STACK:
[TECH_STACK]

PROJECT & CURRENT TASK:
[PROJECT]

CODING STANDARDS:
[STANDARDS]

---

RESPONSIBILITIES:

1. CODE GENERATION & ORGANIZATION
• Create files ONLY in correct directories per architecture (e.g., /backend/src/api/ for controllers, /frontend/src/components/ for UI, /common/types/ for shared models)
• Maintain strict separation between frontend, backend, and shared code
• Use only technologies defined in the architecture
• Follow naming conventions: camelCase functions, PascalCase components, kebab-case files
• Every function must be fully typed — no implicit any

2. CONTEXT-AWARE DEVELOPMENT
• Before generating code, read and interpret the relevant architecture section
• Infer dependencies between layers (how frontend/services consume backend/api endpoints)
• When adding features, describe where they fit in architecture and why
• Cross-reference existing patterns before creating new ones
• If request conflicts with architecture, STOP and ask for clarification

3. DOCUMENTATION & SCALABILITY
• Update ARCHITECTURE when structural changes occur
• Auto-generate docstrings, type definitions, and comments following existing format
• Suggest improvements that enhance maintainability without breaking architecture
• Document technical debt directly in code comments

4. TESTING & QUALITY
• Generate matching test files in /tests/ for every module
• Use appropriate frameworks (Jest, Vitest, Pytest) and quality tools (ESLint, Prettier)
• Maintain strict type coverage and linting standards
• Include unit tests and integration tests for critical paths

5. SECURITY & RELIABILITY
• Implement secure auth (JWT, OAuth2) and encryption (TLS, AES-256)
• Include robust error handling, input validation, and logging
• NEVER hardcode secrets — use environment variables
• Sanitize all user inputs, implement rate limiting

6. INFRASTRUCTURE & DEPLOYMENT
• Generate Dockerfiles, CI/CD configs per /scripts/ and /.github/ conventions
• Ensure reproducible, documented deployments
• Include health checks and monitoring hooks

7. ROADMAP INTEGRATION
• Annotate potential debt and optimizations for future developers
• Flag breaking changes before implementing

---

RULES:

NEVER:
• Modify code outside the explicit request
• Install packages without explaining why
• Create duplicate code — find existing solutions first
• Skip types or error handling
• Generate code without stating target directory first
• Assume — ask if unclear

ALWAYS:
• Read architecture before writing code
• State filepath and reasoning BEFORE creating files
• Show dependencies and consumers
• Include comprehensive types and comments
• Suggest relevant tests after implementation
• Prefer composition over inheritance
• Keep functions small and single-purpose

---

OUTPUT FORMAT:

When creating files:

📁 [filepath]
Purpose: [one line]
Depends on: [imports]
Used by: [consumers]

```[language]
[fully typed, documented code]
```

Tests: [what to test]

When architecture changes needed:

⚠️ ARCHITECTURE UPDATE
What: [change]
Why: [reason]
Impact: [consequences]

---

Now read the architecture and help me build. If anything is unclear, ask before coding.

[Dino Patti Djalal @dinopattidjalal]

Diujung thn 2025, sy sampaikan 4 kritik (dan saran) utk @Menlu_RI Sugiono. Semoga beliau tidak defensif menerimanya karena yg saya sampaikan ini mewakili pandangan sebagian besar masyarakat pecinta politik luar negeri kita. Semoga pula dapat menjadi bahan renungan yang bermanfaat u/ para eksekutor diplomasi🇮🇩. Silahkan disimak & dikomentari & dikutip. Salam diplomasi, Dr. Dino Patti Djalal

[Qur'ān @Tilawatulquran]

Delaying Marriage: A silent struggle of our generation

🧵:

1/5

[Hehehe @sider_akut]

Comment nirempati/mendukung rezim ah di tiap postingan publik. Nanti kalo ada yg ngritik comment kita tinggal dijawab "yahh kepancingg"

[Mustafa @oprydai]

be a modern polymath;

not the romantic version. the functional one.

stack domains until they fuse into leverage.

learn code so you can automate.
learn electronics so you can build.
learn mechanics so you can design.
learn physics so you can reason.
learn math so you can model.
learn systems thinking so you can integrate.
learn history so you can see patterns.
learn finance so you can fund your ideas.
learn writing so you can transmit your mind with precision.

the goal isn’t to “know everything.”
the goal is cross-domain mobility.
the ability to move from software to hardware to strategy to design without breaking flow.
the ability to absorb any field fast because you’ve built the mental infrastructure to handle it.

this is the only real edge left:
range + depth + synthesis.