Sid

Expert Pirate, Swashbuckler, Taco Maker

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

And Homer replies...

"So, just to be absolutely clear, Helen runs off with Paris, a thousand ships are launched to get her back, an entire civilisation spends ten years slaughtering itself, Achilles dies, Ajax dies, Troy is burnt to the ground, countless young men are hacked to pieces, all because Helen wanted to get her leg over with a Trojan...

Then Odysseus, who's never even met her, spends another ten years trying to get home, loses every one of his men, gets blown from one end of the Mediterranean to the other, is imprisoned by Calypso, nearly eaten by a Cyclops, enchanted by Circe, tempted by the Sirens, chased by Poseidon, washes up naked on beaches, arrives home, his dog dies, he's missed his son grow up and has to kill a house full of blokes trying to shag his wife and you think I should, *checks notes* 'make it a bit more about Helen?'"

[Tyson.nie 📸 @tysonphotoo]

Toph is a girl and no one hated her

Kuvira is a girl and also a villain but no one hates her

Azula is a girl and probably more dangerous than Kuvira but no one hates her

Katara is a girl and the most powerful water bender but no one hates her

But you think people talk down on Korra because she’s a girl. lol

[GEORGE LUCAS JR. @VitoComedy]

They fired Toph's voice actress for not being blind. They ain't getting a dollar from me.

[Fandom Pulse @fandompulse]

The Hobbit graphic novel writer Chuck Dixon on Stephen Colbert writing a new Lord of the Rings movie:

"In what world does it make sense to invite an utterly talentless 'comedian' to contribute to anything of value? This makes zero sense."

Have you seen a better response?

[La Reina🇺🇸Creole🇩🇴🇯🇲🇵🇷🇹🇹🇨🇺🇭🇹🇲🇽🇨🇴 @LaReinaCreole]

Again, let’s be intellectually honest. 99% of what *you* call racist backlash is genuine questioning of why the actor playing Snape looks nothing like his description in the books or depiction in the films.

[Weekend Warrior ☝️🐉🏆🐏 @wwarrior_1]

ohana means "leaving your family to be a marine biologist in another state but i am in fucking hawaii how does that fucking make sense motherfucker"

[🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸 @TheUnaButters]

>Michael Crichton wrote the novel to Jurassic Park
>Michael Crichton wrote the screen play to Jurassic Park
>John Williams made the score to Jurassic Park
>Steven Spielberg Directed Jurassic Park
>Stan Winston made the Practical Effects
>ILM did the CGI

But Kathleen Kennedy "made" Jurassic Park

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Not many people could destroy three different franchises in less than 10 years, but this woman managed it. Proof that you really can do anything if you put your mind to it.

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

The most realistic use of super powers I've ever seen.

[Feanor @nimgaladh]

I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor.

[Lord of the Rings Memes @TheLOTRMemes]

#LordOfTheRings

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

committing right wing extremism at my gym rn (right now)

[Nerdrotic @Nerdrotics]

If you see orcs as black people
YOU are the racist

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

I have decided to become worse

[Sid @sidjedi]

Thanks for everything, Drew Struzan. No one will ever reach what you accomplished

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mental Health Experts Recommend Everyone Just Take The Day Off To Chill Out And Watch The Old Cartoon Version Of 'The Hobbit' https://t.co/uJtrhTFlc9

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

Chat, is this a bad financial decision?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Jimmy Kimmel: 'I Am The First Victim Of The Murder Of Charlie Kirk' https://t.co/lBVS4DjkQd