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twitter makes me feel funnier than I really am

[SC @sidneeeyy]

Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
....Can you please turn the subtitles on?👉🏼👈🏼

[zayden @pemilo123]

I think my biggest neurodivergent tell is that I'm visibly uncomfortable during small talk, yet totally at peace when someone starts oversharing the weirdest shit I've ever heard.

[Annamarie ❤️‍🔥 #1 speak now stan @annamar13nicole]

and if you see me throwing back vodka lemonades this weekend, just know it's for my close friend taylor swift's wedding and not for the 4th of july

[Chris @citehchris]

i’d walk over and introduce myself to the
elephant and make them feel welcomed in the room

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unless I’m working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

every single day just feels like this image now

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[EarthtoGazelle @EarthToGazelle]

Spanking children is a sure way to teach them that sexual abuse is okay. There is nothing normal about pulling down the pants of child and hitting them in the behind while they scream no and try to get away. You’re teaching them that no matter how loud they scream and how much they cry and try to get away that they have to just take it. See how that mimics rape. And even worse, parents will tell their kids “I love you” right after. Teaching children that their abusers can love them still. Then people will deadass have the nerve to be confused as to why adults get into abuse cycles that literally mimic the same abuse that their parents inflicted upon them.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the funniest part of replacing receptionists with AI will be realizing nobody actually documented half the things jessica the front desk person just magically handled every day.

[🥀ᛝ𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍ִ ࣪𖤐 @femcelLilith]

"Meninas amadurecem mais rápido."

NÃO. Meninas são punidas mais cedo, culpadas mais cedo, assumem responsabilidades que não são delas mais cedo, são sexualizadas mais cedo e esperam que elas lidem com tudo isso mais cedo.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

because it’s fucking cute Cecilia

[ً @prinkasusa]

you are not mad enough.
they ATE the babies.
they R*PED the toddlers.
they TR*FFICKED Pre-teens.
and THEY are the current world leaders.
wake up from your ignorance and care.

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my secret talent is having several internal monologues that all disagree with each other

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

I never knew that simply being the quiet coworker who comes to work, does their job, minds their business, and avoids gossip could bother people so much. Isn’t it crazy!? They feel rejected or inferior.

People who understand different personalities or feel secure won’t take it personally.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Poetic answer: “It’s better to know you’re a normal zebra than to think you’re a weird horse.”

Direct answer: “Without those labels, most people chalk up your symptoms to character flaws they can use as excuses to hate you, abuse you, and discriminate against you.”

[. @thequarterbIack]

this is so accurate I'm ctfu ajskjskdj

[belén 💌 @beluIibelula]

lo bueno de ser fan de Taylor hace casi 15 años es que ya me dio todas las alegrías que puede vivir una persona y hoy vi el video de Elizabeth Taylor, pensé whatever y seguí trabajando, el problema es que ustedes llegaron muy tarde perdón

[bethany ☁️ @corneliastagain]

you guys clearly did not listen to taylor when she said she’d rather burn her whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning

[S @Shaliiniiiii]

You can’t gaslight someone who had to study human behavior to survive.