sid

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Hey man come through to the food truck festival. You can pay $28 for a room temperature lobster roll and you have to eat it standing while hovering over a napkin because there's nowhere to sit

[🂱 @laylology]

Bikini tan line already fading. It's always some bullshit

[redacted @aquariusdays]

my beautiful wife who can’t get anything at all done without adderall

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Sometimes having to finish a protein bar is exactly like being shot with a gun

[cay @koralinadean]

this is taking me out

[yas @adoomies3]

Anyway since that season is ending tonight I just have one last thing to say- FUCK HUDA and her fans

[𝐈𝐜𝐲 🦋 @icy4rejoice]

Love Island USA Season 6 you still have your crown

[kelechi @kelechi_xo]

love island usa season 7 finally over

[LAVISH @msalexandriae]

What a privilege to be tired from the work you prayed for. What a privilege to feel overwhelmed by growth you used to dream about. What a privilege to be challenged by a life you created on purpose. What a privilege to outgrow things you used to settle for.

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

what i want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

y’all really took a brainless trash reality show that was fun to watch because it was unserious and made it about “girls girl” feminism, race, slurs, & political views you dug up from old social media posts. imagine how tired we are.

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

me at the job i begged god for

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

Welcome to my client list Bryan.

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

Anything can change in 7 hours I guess

[B 💗 @lehmee_g]

i’m gagged because why one minute i was applauding austin for calling out ace’s leader mentality and then the next minute im applauding ace for calling out austin being a two faced coward towards amaya #loveislandsusa

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

for movie night just play the whole season so they can see how fucking stupid they all look.

[lori 🎀 @lolothebrat]

i’m single & vulnerable