sidney🎉

j.a.p💘 // rosco p coal train🐾 // xena girl🐾 // bruise🐾 // mickey rat🐾🪽

[sidney🎉 @sidsandycheeks]

yo i’m legit so lonley the only people who call me “babe” or “hunny” are the southern mammas at the grocery store. :)

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

them: u let ur dog on the furniture? 😮

my dog:

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

learning i only have two social moods

1) haunted silence middle-distance staring
2) passionate annoying rambling about my current hyperfixation

[sidney🎉 @sidsandycheeks]

@pokedaxi @brandontan91 how do you stay motivated?

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

Me in the mornings trying not to fall asleep again.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[sidney🎉 @sidsandycheeks]

@pokedaxi aye yo 4th one i clicked on😂

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Tennessee you better watch your back you bald bitch.

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

trying to find out which planet is responsible for making me the way i am

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

This app is such dog poo now, i see the same 8 tweets again and again and again. Have fun seeing this one on your timeline for the next 72 hours.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me

[Drunk Vol Fan @DrunkVolFan]

your Tennessee Volunteers are ranked #8 in the country & honestly after so many years of disappointing heartbreak it is with great pleasure to say the VOLS are BACK baby!

[sidney🎉 @sidsandycheeks]

buying these for mickey rn💻💸

[Cory Webb @corywebb]

My son just said “My ADHD is so severe, it’s AD4K”

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

I’ve never met a bad bitch that didn’t have an iron deficiency

[malik. @makingsofmalik]

me at the gas station.

Me: can I get $40?
Cashier: and that’s on what??
Me: PERIOD!
Cashier: …what pump, sir?

[BOA @bitchonarrival]

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[sidney🎉 @sidsandycheeks]

that’s the goal

[𓃵 @capricornluvvv]

Capricorn women are the type to be the rich auntie with no kids