Logodaedalist

Making sure nonsense engines continue their nonsense reliably.

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@TheBodyShopUK your email after signing up to the loyalty card says "enjoy a free gift" but the offer is 15% discount.
It's a nice discount but the wording doesn't match the offer

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@JimmyPage what are your thoughts about WC filing false claims on your behalf? https://t.co/zBkt72wY6r

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@SpotifyUK I pay for premium to avoid ads, why did I just get 2 in the middle of a playlist (not embedded in a podcast)?
Sort it out please

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

Juuuust 3 seconds after I tweeted they managed to assign someone 🤨

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@UberUKsupport my order is delayed an hour because apparently it's hard to match a driver?! Enfield.
There's tons of drivers in this area, what's going on? Restaurant isn't answering their phone

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@hexanal I thought you were vague-tweeting about Amazon's nonsense

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@virginmedia And somehow I can't book an engineer through any of them, best I get is either hung up on or you being unhelpful

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@virginmedia It does it no matter what option I choose.
And your colleague told me earlier in this thread to choose option 1 first which *is* activate equipment.

Do you know your own phone systems at all?

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@virginmedia That's what I called on!
It redirects me to quick start, I can't get through to anyone that can book me an engineer!

I WFH, I need my internet to work so I don't get fired.

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@virginmedia I tried this and it redirected me to the quick start setup.

I need an engineer and a customer service agent that won't lie about how to book one

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@virginmedia @virginmedia if I don't get some answer about how on earth I can get an engineer out today I will have to contact an ombudsman

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@virginmedia How do I get an engineer to install a socket?
Moving home agent lied and said there was one at new address, there isn't.
Chat doesn't get answered, text sends me to call, call gets cut off after 1.5hours on hold.
I have work on Monday!

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@virginmedia your chat agents aren't answering, text agents tell me to call, when I call I'm encouraged to text, then after 1.5hours on hold I get hung up on.

Send me an engineer to install a broadband socket, your home move agent lied when I arranged and insisted there was one!

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@virginmedia when I set up my home move I said there's no indoor broadband point, engineer assured there was.

Now it's 2 days and I haven't been able to get through to anyone to book an engineer.

This stops me working!

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

WYTPXQ #amongus

[jordan @JordanUhl]

oh my fucking god

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

Expired try JFCBXQ

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

Who's playing #amongus FKMKWQ

[Logodaedalist @sidwitherjay]

@ubereats_uk I've spent 2 days trying to get some support and getting silence.
I was charged for a food delivery that the restaurant delivered to someone else instead