I like to play good music and have good time,
I love to hear old trains rolling down the line,
I am into happy and I don't like sad and
I like to have women I never had.
Almighty. Keep us steadfast, enduring the trials You send our way. Grant us a soft heart, always content with Your Decree. Grant us sincerity, success & protect us from harm. Aameen
>be Christian Pulisic
>born in Hershey, Pennsylvania
>get labeled the savior of American soccer before you can legally buy a drink
>move to Germany at 16
>break through at Dortmund
>actually look like the chosen one
>Chelsea pays $73 million for you
>win the Champions League
>become the face of the USMNT
>captain America
>4x U.S. Soccer Player of the Year
>87 caps
>33 goals
>move to AC Milan
>start cooking again
>home World Cup arrives
>this is supposed to be the legacy tournament
>entire country finally pretends to care about soccer
>every commercial is you
>every graphic is you
>every casual fan thinks you’re about to turn into prime Messi
>0 goals in the knockout game
>USA gets sent home
>timeline immediately turns into Landon Donovan propaganda
>somehow Gregg Berhalter gets blamed again
>go back to Milan
>repeat in 2030