@mattvanswol Birthright citizenship has been in the Constitution since 1868. Conservatives suddenly discovering the 14th Amendment in 2026 is hilarious.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has upheld the constitutional definition of birthright citizenship — meaning all children born in the United States are U.S. citizens.
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Fiago, the influencer who wanted to Start Nico Gonzalez over Messi last World Cup has been knocked out of the current World Cup 2026 by a third tier Copa America team. 😂
Bro all fall and winter I watch a human arbitrarily place a ball on a field after it’s passed around and then bring chains out to measure if that random spot is a first down.
Cmon my guy.