Det. Hoffman

FBI do not interact.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

I have created my very own "Am I Gay?" Quiz because my good friend Peter Strahm LOVES taking them so much. https://t.co/RzXIvKQdRW

[Mark Hoffman @TheHoffinator68]

Hello #Hoffinators. Don’t forget to sort your #recycling.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@agentpstrahm FUCK OFF, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

Roommate won't speak to me unless its to watch Click (2006). Which fucked up circle of hell have I ended up in. Were the murders really bad enough to warrant this.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@agentpstrahm Delete that.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@agentpstrahm I still get notified when you reply to me. UNFORTUNATELY. Should probably turn that off.

...MIGHT AS WELL?

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@agentpstrahm OH AM I. You're not my mom.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@agentpstrahm BLOCK AND REPORT.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH I'm killing you.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH I'M NOT ENTERTAINING THIS.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH THAT WOULD NOT AFFECT ME IN THE SLIGHTEST.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH DO NOT.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH How is that your takeaway. Seriously.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH I'm blocking you.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH Uncalled for. Deflecting?

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH .... Sure thing.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH Sound reasoning.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH ... Maybe so. What possessed you to pose that way.

[Det. Hoffman @sigmahoffman]

@NECROB1TCH Worst?