Nimekuona

Polyglot. Old school hiphop. Go, Java, Python. Moonshine Connoiseur. I code for fun.

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

Life is a stage, and when the curtain falls upon an act, it is finished and forgotten. The emptiness of such a life is beyond imagination.
—Alexander Lowen

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@KResearcher Nothing beats kilifi. You get broken

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@Fedsdidasweep4 😂😂😂😂 amerudi local?

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@akech_andrew Unajua kitu unasema?

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

In 1954,General China (Waruhiu Itote) of the Mau Mau, dressed in hospital attire with a bullet still in his body, is seen handcuffed with the British Kikuyu-speaking colonial intelligence officer, Ian Henderson.

What’s truly intriguing is that Henderson spoke fluent Kikuyu — this British spy had mastered the language so well he could interrogate Mau Mau fighters in their mother tongue. He had been raised in Nyeri since childhood, with his father being a settler.

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@kipkoecheruiyot @GelMaqabe 😂😂😂😂

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@kcsantiago07 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@kinjeketile Thay call it nyoka. You twist a loaded contraption with a high center or gravity And expect good outcome. Smh

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

EACC detectives raid home of Nairobi County Chief Officer for Urban planning, recovers unknown amount of cash in graft probe

Video by Pkemoi Ng’enoh

[edward buri @edward_buri]

We shock even the colonialists when we run to them pleading "Please put chains on us. Please whip us. Please rule us. Please do not let us go… pleease!"

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@MOB_gathinji Kama hakusema Epora, sio mkisii huyo

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

Oya @SakajaJohnson this does sound strange, doesn't it?

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

It’s crazy to see an elected official just deliver on every campaign promise.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Three Kenyans have been killed in three different Police Stations in the past one week.

Benard Omae, frame one was arrested by RDU in Utawala, tortured and booked at Kibra Police Station where he was found dead.

Peter Kiiru, in frame two has been found dead at the Kariobangi Police Station.

Frame three is Brian Njunge. Brian was found dead at the Kiambu Police Station and the autopsy report reveals that Brian was strangled to death.

This is unacceptable and it's time we stand on our feet and call out police brutality.

For how long are we going to sit and watch as police cells are turned into death cages?

#EndPoliceBrutalityKe
#RutoMustGo

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@JesterSirr Is this statement based on fact ama ni sentiment tu?

[Tommy Pigott @statedeptspox]

The @StateDept is designating Tanzanian Police Force Senior Assistant Commissioner Faustine Jackson Mafwele for involvement in gross violations of human rights.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

Is this the plan?
1. Kill agriculture
2. Kill the informal economy
3. Kill SMEs
4. Defund education and health
5. Kill the people
6. Share land and loot with foreign corporates.

[Wilex GmbH 🇩🇪 @WilexGmbH]

When the price of kerosene is much lower than diesel, a common illegal practice emerges: Adulterating diesel with kerosene to stretch diesel volumes. Now, here is how that affects your trucks...

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@Profmutisya @Kenya_aist Hi Daktari, it's been a bit challenging getting access to information on application procedures. Is it possible to get guidance? A bit in the dark here. Thanks

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The High Court has temporarily blocked the government’s planned sale of its 15% stake in Safaricom to Vodacom.

This was due to public interest, constitutional concerns, and risks to national assets and data sovereignty.

[Nimekuona @sikuoni]

@Dr_AustinOmondi Just know your driver will buy his unit before you break even.

[Killa Lando @KillaLando]

In other news, Migori County is prepping for the coming el nino by building drainages in its towns.

Meanwhile, Omi Dimpoz is waiting for Ruto & GoK to hand out something small...his claim is that Nairobi needs at least Ksh. 60b a yr to solve it's drainage problems, so won't try.