Silas Dray

Bring me your misfits, your malcontents, your endlessly scrolling masses.

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*bill simmons voice* is Joey Chestnut a top 85-to-top 97 American of all time?

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@originaldaveyj This was obviously the original plan in jackass forever but it turned out none of the new cast had the juice except for poopies and zack

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This better not be the end for Poopies. Tremaine caught lightning in a bottle with this guy

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@Jackattack20204 @minc798 "the good things" being companies becoming less likely to expand their hiring in Chicago?

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@RedditCFB Just a striking difference in the American vs European sports mindset. If you have even a shadow of doubt that you’d fail under pressure then you shouldn’t be on the team

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@TigersJUK Most people don't realize that Tebow almost certainly gets a cup of coffee in the big leagues if he played for just one more season. The Mets suffered a comically high number of outfield injuries early in the next season and were trying out any warm bodies from AA

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@SpaceWrangler4 @GazzaofLondon @pennebaker Everyone always says shit like this but never actually explains why the proposed ideas are bad

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@MappingFL @BBobbity16 would be the lowest per capita casualty genocide in history (if it was one)

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@PistL_Pete Soccer needs a hockey offsides inspiration. Once a player crosses the halfway point between the halfway line and the goal with possession, no offsides calls should occur from there.

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@battymamzelle Go hire her then if you think shes such a good employee

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@mikitaposts Reputation is everything in financial services. Working at a cafe or car wash? Yeah I can see some leniency. Working as an executive at Chase? Total non-starter. You lose all respect from coworkers and clients for this. Need to go.

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@MHTruthUltra Iran closed the strait not Israel, hope this helps! ❤️

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@hell_line0 The women aren’t playing right now and the men are, that’s why people are more excited about the men’s team. Hope that helps!

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This hot restaurant is New American
It's a fusion with asian-inspired elements
It serves Hamachi Crudo
They have their own spin on a Negroni
The waiters wear nice aprons
They do things a little bit differently - it's small plates meant to be shared

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@CTULocal1 Yes, the reason troublemaking teens are getting into fights and trashing public spaces is because *checks notes* the libraries don't have enough funding

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The Knicks should host a Roast at the Garden over the next couple of weeks. Have some heartfelt speeches and funny stories from the team, then a bunch of comedians come out to make fun of Wemby and KAT while everyone has a big laugh

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@AdamLehrerSP This kid is not and will not be charged with any crime. Free speech works both ways, he's allowed to be a bigot, and people are allowed to call out his bigotry. Not sure what you're complaining about here.

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Leftists love saying that they don’t have universal healthcare bc of $3B/year in aid to Israel and we’re gonna turn around and give Iran 100x that in one go

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@HormuzLetter Leftists love saying that they don’t have universal healthcare bc of $3B/year in aid to Israel and we’re gonna turn around and give Iran 100x that in one go

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@ItsAndyRyan @_nathanf38 …and this sounds way more watchable and interesting than a regular marathon