Silas

Father, Real Estate Broker, Stand up comic, and writer living in the Seattle area. Film Critic for You’re Watching a Movie with Silas Lindenstein.

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@ChattyAofficial Are you a paid boot licker or do you do it for free?

He was armed in the sense that he had a gun on him. But he wasn’t reaching for it. Didn’t mention or brandish it. It’s perfectly legal for him to have a firearm for his personal protection, as of the right likes to point out.

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@KathleenWinche3 Republicans are the ones who pardon criminals who attack police and the nations capitol and vote for a convicted felon into office.

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@BehizyTweets Sounds like price control. Isn’t that Marxist?

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@DirkDMyers @KevinSabellico @KamalaHarris What did she specifically do to the country?

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@MrUniteUs @CPAC Of course they didn’t know. They aren’t the swiftest.

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@JondavidRLongo @JoJoFromJerz Except it didn’t insulate them. The founding fathers never imagined this level of corruption. And they didn’t imagine people would like into their 80s and 90s. Nor did they imagine justices wouldn’t retire when they’ve gotten too old to serve.

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Are some of y’all f’ng high?

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@EndWokeness Trump and George W have also done this.

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@rich24f73 @CopGoneWrong Tell that to the cop.

[Fred Hutch Cancer Center @fredhutch]

Chris Laneuville is a #cancersurvivor who just celebrated 21 years post-transplant. Tonight, he threw out the first pitch at the @Mariners #LifeBeyondCancer night to honor cancer survivors and all of those who are affected by #cancer. #fredhutch #SeaUsRise

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@ElletteJames @CNN Maybe she should get her own account or maybe he could play and read books.

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#47: Interview With A Plumber - What To Watch Out For https://t.co/UiN2bEjz2W via @Audioboom

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@BeltzJennie @RAforAll You don’t “Have To” pay for 4 accounts. Streaming TV is a luxury. They also will likely have roommates and friends to go in on it with, who they actually live with. They can get the standard plan and figure out how to make $7 a month.

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If your kid is going to college and take and can’t access their Netflix account maybe they’ll learn, I don’t know….that things cost money. Maybe they’ll….I don’t know….read a book….socialize.

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I don’t know, it seems kind of crazy to me, people are very upset at Netflix that they are taking up the policy that “if you use our service, maybe you should pay for it.”

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@LittlePythons @RAforAll If you didn’t watch stuff on it, you probably should have cancelled anyway.

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@BeckieJoann @komonews The light rail is safe and dependable.

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Yo @netflix. Why are you making it so hard for me to finish get sense of completion from love is Blind season 4? There’s no play button to push even the next day. SMH #LoveisBlind4 #LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion

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Episode #46: 6 Tips To Track Home Maintenance https://t.co/ACIka6xBTC via @Audioboom