A Guy With A Plan

“If my critics saw me walk on water, they would say it’s because I couldn’t swim”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: San Francisco reportedly issued more new dog licenses than birth certificates in 2025.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

JP Morgan brokers discussing performance reviews:

[NASA @NASA]

Liftoff.

The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.

Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE WARRIORS.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!

[Mak @mak_aura]

my problem is i see the good in whores

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

🚨 Pro Bowl voting is officially OPEN 🚨

1 Repost = 1 #ProBowlVote

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[ThrowbackPATS @ThrowbackPATS]

The ending to America's Game: 2004 New England Patriots is some of NFL Films' best work for that series! Still gives me chills when I go back and watch it.

Gil Santos: "Back to back! 3 out of 4... Yes it's a dynasty!"

Tedy Bruschi: "You can be a Super Bowl champion that wins an individual Super Bowl, or you can be one of those teams that's always associated with being the best. And with being the best they use the word 'Dynasty'. They used it for the Steelers, Cowboys, 49ers, the Packers, and they use it with us ... We were one of the best teams ever, if not THE best and I'd put us up against anyone ... If you ask me, the best team to ever play in this league is the New England Patriots." 🔥

[EvolvingWild @EvolvingWild]

How the hell are the Penguins 5-2-0

[Football @BostonConnr]

PATRIOTS WIN IN MIAMI FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[John Ewing @johnewing]

"Hey dad, what was 7 hours of commercial-free football like?"

Me:

[sel @selssauce]

from raw to no contact is crazyyyy

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

When Pittsburgh @Pirates fans say “Raise It”, they mean the teams payroll.

[Michael Totosz @MichaelTotosz]

Your bracket isn't busted until your champion loses

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

[gabe @wwwgabecom]

Your soulmate don’t got two kids I promise

[Sport @BeenRichSport]

To the people who clap when touching down on airplane flight