Jayant

me?
Jack of all trades but master of none.

[Jayant @silly_sherlock]

So I made a graph of all my past relationships...
It has an ex axis and a why axis.

[Rashmi @BoatyMcBoteface]

Now I am become the duolingo bird of dating.

[Jayant @silly_sherlock]

@BoatyMcBoetface Calling people cockroaches is easier than addressing unemployment, I suppose

[Jayant @silly_sherlock]

मंदिर वहीं बनायेंगे !! toh sahi hai
पर नौकरी कब लाएंगे ???? 👀👀

[Michael Grzesiek @shroud]

It’s finally happening...

We’re making a game.

[Kate @bitcoinkatee]

3,200 words
9 pages
7 illustrations
1 email

That's all it took for Satoshi to trigger a global financial revolution.

Happy Whitepaper Day

[Sentinels @Sentinels]

What a marvelous afternoon, only 22 degrees zelsius. Feeling dapper. Tenz of thousands of leafs on the trees, shrouded in the shade. Dephinitely makes us say yay. Stewing up some controversy, but don't cry yo. Could give an exzample, but we won't saya word

[Ayush @unfunnyasf]

king gets his century while the queen misses hers

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

A Song of Ice and Fire. #HOTD

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

SO PEREZ TRIES TO PASS LECLERC UP THE INSIDE OF STOWE, RIGHT. CHARLES HOLDS HIM OFF AND THE BATTLE CONTINUES DOWN INTO VALE. THEN PEREZ RUNS WIDE AND FORCES LECLERC OFF THE TRACK AT THE EXIT OF CLUB AND THEN THROUGH GOES HAMILTONNNNNN

[XSET @XSET]

every valorant player when they get pearl

[ShahZaM @ShahZaMk]

pearl is the worst map I’ve ever played in any video game

[chompie @chompie1337]

The C programming language is so unserious. Who fucking thought that "long long" was alright

[Sentinels @Sentinels]

He’s bootcamping. He’s coming to LCQ. He’s playing smokes. He’s filming content.

[Krish Ashok @krishashok]

Indian print advertisements over the years. A thread

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If Twitter acquisition completes, company will be super focused on hardcore software engineering, design, infosec & server hardware https://t.co/m2HseK0TXl

[Ajey Nagar @CarryMinati]

Ladki chali jaaye, toh sehe lenge.
Saali light nhi jaani chahiye :/

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It's May Day today.
It's mayday every day.