tori wilson

the best revenge is massive success

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

You can’t change the people around you, but you can change the people you choose to be around. Read that again.

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

@Austin_Police Miesse the goat!

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

i don’t even know how to twitter anymore but i need this to be on every platform i have 💓

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

*goes to put one of my carrot sticks on his plate*

d: no i don’t want corn!

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

david: i introduced two of my coworkers to Maggie.
me: *confused* …….. who… is maggie????
david: ….. ………. …. … Maggie the seasoning sauce.. … ………. ☹️

@Coricidines

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

you can’t spell argumentative without MEN… read that again

[you might also relate to @hrtapp]

craving rn

[evan 🧸 @zoeikyou]

lemme put yall boys on, go get your girl some Costco Roses. 🤝🏻

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

maybe thick thighs save lives but they also murder the inside of every pair of jeans they come into contact with

[nina @ninagrewrites]

if you let someone know for the first time how their actions have hurt or upset you, and the conversation ends with you apologising for doing this. it is a clear sign you are dealing with someone who is about to make your life very difficult.

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

@Coricidines I DIDNT DESERVE THIS

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

@Coricidines …. laura didn’t deserve this

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

@Coricidines @hailstotheyeah7 i really hate that i just saw this. why do you expose everything i say to you?!

[typing... @imlauv_45]

I accepted it already but it still makes me sad

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

the feminine urge to ask u to explain how u feel abt me in extreme detail

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

@YaGirlYainara number one way to boost your profile… say the word essay

[tori wilson @sillycornchip]

@kalehnuh ): you posted on Twitter omg. i love you. thank you again for giving me the day.