Silly Goose Class President

31 He/Him/Dude | Live, Laugh, 99 Luftballoons

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@DrClownPhD Pretty sure everyone commenting on price hasn’t tried to build a computer in the last year

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@RestrictedDaily Only alternative I could think of is Jerry Seinfeld

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Kinda weird that the new Street Fighter is the trailer that uses 4 Non Blondes when my entire generation knows He-Man thanks to that song.

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KFC got rid of their Zinger, Twister, and Nashville sauce, why even stay open?

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@ihavefroggy It’s so good I’m willing to buy my gf a Switch 2 just to be able to play it more myself

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Pokopia really is a $500 game even if you already have a Switch 2.
>Get it for your gf because she would like it
>Try it while she’s busy
>Get addicted
>Realize you’re gonna have to get her a S2 so you don’t have to share

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Why does that KISS Facebook commercial look better than most movies do recently?

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Was iOS 26 made by a team of interns? This is hideous.

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Genuinely sad I don’t have a jean jacket for this rad mullet

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Cutting your own hair is really hard when you have glasses. You either see what you’re doing and you have hairy ears or you fly blind.

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It’s really hard having purple as your favorite color but hating everything purple flavored or purple scented.

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Still a little sad that Sean Bean isn’t still Odysseus

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After Badlands, Dan Trachtenberg is the only person I’d trust to make a Metroid movie.

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Give John Cena an Emmy

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Jaxson Dart reignited my hopes for a rematch of the Super Bowl matchup from the day I was born.

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What if you’re inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon

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Dodge responding to electric hate with a straight 6 is the funniest thing they could do.

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Damn I feel so bad for Expedition 33. It was GOTY by miles… until DK dropped and was a masterpiece.

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Crazy that they waited 28 years to make another Jurassic Park movie. Just three solid Dino movies in total. I can’t imagine a world where they made 4 really bad movies in that timespan.

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@xXMessmerXx I want a fist based nightfarer that is a Warrior Jar. His passive can be absorbing stats and growing from killing. Skill can be the jar spin. Maybe their ult can be summoning more jars or maybe a big body slam that increases based on size?