Megan Johannes

[relatable @byreIatable]

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by canceling exams for the rest of the year

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

buzzfeed's photo https://t.co/1NihJJ8rX8

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

Today I made a Thanksgiving burrito. Turkey, ham, cheese, stuffing and gravy all wrapped into a tortilla. I should've thought of this sooner

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

A squirt at 6 feet: Baby giraffe to debut at Los Angeles Zoo. https://t.co/SWWV0D7fQy #odd

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

Can class be over already so I can go play with this guy?

[relatable @byreIatable]

when there's a debate going on in class and ur shy but ur also argumentative as hell

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYYYYY https://t.co/mSKNBUtjPQ

[University Store @ustoretweets]

Starbucks on Campus is BACK! https://t.co/AXGSSGc6wc

[Patrick W. Gavin @pwgavin]

NYT prints a list of everything "Donald Trump has insulted on twitter since declaring his candidacy." It's a two page spread.

[REI @REI]

This Black Friday @REI is closing to #OptOutside again. Will you go out with us? Retweet to receive a reminder.

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

@k_thornton01 on accident right?

[relatable @byreIatable]

Imagine having a social life, working, getting good grades, getting enough sleep, having time to workout & looking semi decent all at once

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In one corner, we had “bad hombres.” In the other, “nasty woman.” The internet pounced. https://t.co/Ji25BYogMY

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

Disregard for truth. Trump uses Clinton's stance on abortion against her by not supplying all of the information. #adarg #factcheck2016 https://t.co/AYHmzhBqe4

[CNN @CNN]

#CNNRealityCheck: Trump: Clinton supports abortions "two, three, four days prior to birth.” True, but misleading. https://t.co/KmxtoIriBp

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

#adarg why would she stoop to his level on the final debate though? https://t.co/W4nKbJH7wL

[The New York Times @nytimes]

She interrupted him. She mocked him. Hillary Clinton outmaneuvered Trump with a surprising new approach: his. https://t.co/xPqnpYRUwd

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

#adarg I'm not even surprised that he can't commit to being a good sport. https://t.co/PolDLoewQ3

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

“I will tell you at the time.” Trump declines to commit to respecting the results of the election if he loses https://t.co/UnnMf7mHeM 🔓

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

#adarg #shewentthere #TrumpvsClinton https://t.co/Ew9dWmUukV

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"Nobody respects women more than me." —Donald Trump earlier tonight

"Such a nasty woman." —Donald Trump just now #DebateNight

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

Red herring. Clinton compares her best achievements to some of Trump's worst. Makes herself look better by hiding her own mistakes #adarg https://t.co/AdsmnasOm4

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"I'm happy to compare my 30 years of experience with your 30 years." —Hillary to Trump #DebateNight

[Megan Johannes @sillymegj]

Trump (obfuscation)says that he will keep America in "suspense". Everyone should be scared of what this man can do #adarg https://t.co/cShFf6ZmU9

[The Briefing @TheBriefing2016]

No need to keep you in suspense... Donald Trump's answer here is a threat to our democracy.