Trump Quotes

Fake (but easily conceivable) Donald Trump quotes. Trump parody.

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

"No, no, Donald, you can't fire her. Old England is another country..." John Kelly https://t.co/BSDO6sgw4j

[Trump Quotes @sillytrump]

Lol https://t.co/95Yx2W2SOb

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

Good (great) meeting (gathering) in the Oval (elliptical) office (chamber) with (among) the NRA (gun cartel). https://t.co/bPOtPXZqRU

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

I love playing the "synonym game" with our silly President https://t.co/1jp68HmVTx

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

They needed this; trump gave'em this instead. #HurricaneHarvey

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

"Dunald. You telled me Texas is dry & sunshiny place. Dis is mud & smells. My shoes is dirty"

[Trump Quotes @sillytrump]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂👇👇 https://t.co/d6HVOQRomO

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

Trump won texas & they're about to feel the back hand of God, so you full of botox, lady. https://t.co/sZFJXLTiw6

[Trump Quotes @sillytrump]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/cNHvkUwuuc

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

A new ladder for my pool. https://t.co/BPjmjLfCgH

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

Im willing to bet it'll be longer than your presidency. https://t.co/tAwpls1wVu

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

"Best propaganda is that which works invisibly, penetrates life without public having any knowledge of propagandistic initiative" - Goebbels

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

#IRememberWhenYouHadTo rewind the movie & bring it back to the rental store, within 24 hrs, or pay late fees.

[Trump Quotes @sillytrump]

WTF. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/TYcoDRIHNK

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

#IRememberWhenYouHadTo post your dick pics on the grocery store cork board.

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

#IRememberWhenYouHadTo adjust the rabbit ears to get a good reception on TV

[Conservative Rules @uselessfunny]

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[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

I know this one! Right hates left & back; brown hates white & back; muslims hate West & back; potus evacuated all decorum & we're all armed https://t.co/6YJRi4r4X2

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

1 thing is clear since @jeffsessions charade tues: Russian attacks on our democracy are even less important to WH than climate change.

[Trump Quotes @sillytrump]

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[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

WH priorities:
1. Emoluments
2. Tax cuts for rich (trump)
3. Golf handicap
4. Crowd size
...
78. Insuring poor
...
128. russian hacking

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

Man seemingly devoid of core values or beliefs; who changes opinions & policies like underwear; remains consistent on 1 thing: aiding Russia

[Trump Quotes @sillytrump]

👇👇 https://t.co/momXtAbjq2

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

If Putin were too march the troops right into Georgia or Belarus, does anyone think Trump would blink?

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

Whatever. Truth is irrelevant in america today https://t.co/K1f5GV7jlr

[Two Minutes for Elbowing 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 @outrageous74]

Like betamax video stores. https://t.co/cPFScuqoeu