Harpies’ Cunting Ground

🏳️‍🌈 30. He/Him. Lefty.
Previously ClutzArts.

Eat the Rich and bite the hand that feeds.

[Harpies’ Cunting Ground @silphymonster]

Since nobody asked 🥀

[Harpies’ Cunting Ground @silphymonster]

As a gay 30 year old who’s getting back into playing Yugioh can any oomfs guess what archetype I’ve just decided to buy a lot of cards for?

[Thee Brightest star @LethaboMaluke24]

Another side effect of our literacy crisis is that artists can no longer embed meaning in metaphors or communicate through nuanced visuals—consumers now demand everything be literal, or they simply won’t get it.

[Inkfy @inkfycreates]

She is a fictional character. She's not a real person. You all treat fictional characters like real people and get mad when people know the difference. This is why we can't have actual mean characters in fiction without people throwing a fit.

[baredex 😴 @baredex]

i don’t like people who say you don’t contribute to society as an insult, like bro i don’t have to contribute to society i didn’t ask to be born. if i want to stay at home and make music all day and play video games and play with my cats and contribute nothing that’s my choice

[grim • 64% SW2 Case @grimsgrove]

not very trainer like of some of you to be shitting on other peoples favourite pokemon 🙂‍↕️ it doesnt make you superior btw it just makes you weird and rude

[Harpies’ Cunting Ground @silphymonster]

As a gay 30 year old who’s getting back into playing Yugioh can any oomfs guess what archetype I’ve just decided to buy a lot of cards for?

[BluSatire 🔜 PAX West @BluSatire]

Yall make anything that’s supposed to be fun and a cool way to get to know each other so annoying and negative. Why are we turning “my favorite pokemon” into a litmus test on if you a real fan or not?

[mar @kantozard]

last thing i’ll say on this topic today is i genuinely think people should stop using the term “larp” and worry so much about “larpers” and instead unite to exterminate the true evil in this community: SCALPERS

[Harpies’ Cunting Ground @silphymonster]

I love Silvally because I think “genetic experiment made to emulate a god that changes types and was created to fight interdimensional invaders” is an unparalleled concept.

I also love slowpoke cuz pink, chubby baby hippo is cute.

[TyroneDairy ✨️BEK'S #1 FAN FOREVER✨️🐸 @ThroneFaerie]

So can we start a trend #poketwt? Say ur fav mon and why you like em in a quote twt. Show the haters that you can like ANY pokemon from ANY gen and still be considered a poke fan. Enough with the "larper" accusations. Also to the ill-informed the term ur looking for is "poser"

[Harpies’ Cunting Ground @silphymonster]

A person loving Pikachu in a franchise that is essentially the look at Paikchu industrial complex is at the very worst a little bland but in no way does this make them fake since that is literally the intended end goal of all of the marketing.

[Harpies’ Cunting Ground @silphymonster]

“If you have enjoyed a series for years since its inception and your prefernces reflect that timescale you are a fake fan and larping”
And it’s always an anime girl faceless account that uses an egregious amount of slurs.

[mar @kantozard]

we went from people policing who is a “true” pokemon fan to people dictating your own personal reason to love your favourite pokemon is not good or valid enough 😭 what else today

[Harpies’ Cunting Ground @silphymonster]

@jelliesims The overuse of larp makes me feel like I was there already 🥲

[Harpies’ Cunting Ground @silphymonster]

I swear the reverse has been said about this too?
The guillotine hits you anywhere in the spectrum between genwunner and newgen I guess.

[🍉ʀᴏʙʏɴ. @RobynElkota]

No one should HAVE to eat this though, everyone should be able to afford quality food that’s the point fucking idiot not tinned shite

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“You’re going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.”

Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.

[Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura @arnesa_kustura]

I swear nothing makes me rage as much as “grok…is this true”, “grok can this happen”, “grok what do i think of this”, “grok what is a brain”, “grok how do i use my brain”…GROK…GROK…GROK…you are under spells people!!!! Use your damn brains! Form an opinion on your own!

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

Now listen, the Plastique make over is very puss but let’s not forget that Miss Katya Zamo is an esteemed and tenured professor of the university of servington with a phd in cuntology and motherlogical studies !! 😌

[aeretix 🦇🎃👻✨ @aeretix_]

Wow you are so much better and cooler than everybody else. You have won at Pokemon forever by having the Objectively Correct favorite Pokemon from the Objectively Correct Gen. Congratulations!

Is that what you wanted to hear??

You people sound so ridiculous