mr. darcy totally had the right idea. i, too, would see u from across the room, make no move to show u i like u, be mean to u every chance i get and then still expect u to marry me
christmas is not about “giving” or “jesus” or “family” it is about me eating so much brie cheese that i get a stomachache and i have to lie down for a little bit but the second my body feels sort of normal i return to the kitchen to scarf down more brie cheese