Mike Silverman

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

Cut to the Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen is the most beautiful, healing, life-affirming song you could possibly hear in a CVS Pharmacy

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

"would you like to save your files to onedrive"

No, i'd like to do this:

[esl @eslnxpu]

By your 30’s there’s a big drop off in the women that keep up with their little gay boys. But the ones that do are so powerful and insane.

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Girl I’m bored let’s exit a subway station and come to an abrupt stop at the top of the stairs

[Finn Hulse @finn_hulse]

nyc bars seeing how much they can charge for cocktails before someone notices:

“what about 29”

[Mike Silverman @silvermike617]

we love a mantra… ⚔️ ❤️ ⚔️

Pluribus: “My name is Manousos Oviedo. I am not one of them. I wish to save the world.”

The Princess Bride: “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

[clare @sadderlizards]

how i look when i’m talking about my interests

[Mike Silverman @silvermike617]

@aaditsh AI

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

My parents are always over here watching British television that even Brits haven’t heard of

[Reductress @Reductress]

Attempt to Be More Present in Life Robs Woman of Rich Online Experiences: https://t.co/ChrRL8cr8k

[Mike Silverman @silvermike617]

@alyssaleann “mouldings” was on the second line so i just read this as “emerging trend alert: the return of fun” and thought wow… how delightful

[PrEP Easton Ellis @olvrkny]

“and its from call me maybe” i’m not sure i like your tone

[chase @_chase_____]

choosing to sit at the bar at a restaurant so the bartenders know i have the heart of a cowboy

[Mike Silverman @silvermike617]

I need this kind of summer… with Theo James

[Dolce&Gabbana @dolcegabbana]

Back in Capri with the iconic fragrances that have defined over 25 years of Mediterranean vibes. Join Theo James and Vittoria Ceretti as they bring the allure of #DGLightBlue to life in a new chapter of summer sensuality.

Video Direction: Gordon von Steiner
Art Direction: Kevin Tekinel and Charles Levai

Discover more at https://t.co/KZ3xpufKis

#DolceGabbana #DGBeauty #MadeInItaly

[freia @freialobo]

happy to report I have once again survived “should I move somewhere else” weather in New York and made it to “I’m going to die here” weather

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

NYC in Winter: drab hellscape. Humans were never meant to live in cities. The West has fallen.

In Spring: greatest city ever built. A testament to human achievement. Everyone is beautiful.

[Gaga Files @lgfiles]

I see my future and it’s bright