Simone Hill

The real Sim Shady 😎. Keeping it 💯 since 1990. Always doing the most. 👩🏽‍💻

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

Why hasn’t there been any notice or communication about the water main break and water outage on Union and Bond in Brooklyn. Is the water potable? @NYCWater @NYCMayor

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

@Pton2012 @princetonalumni @Princeton Can anyone provide answers? Thousands of people fly in from all over the world to attend and we don’t have even basic information. Is it even happening? You have to communicate with people and at least provide a timeline for info.

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

@Pton2012 Are we going to get any more info re: our class reunions soon (housing, wristbands, costume etc)? It’s confusing to be this close to the date and have no information other than our theme and a hotel block that sold out immediately.

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

An 85-year-old retired postman in India says he has gotten 12 Covid vaccine shots, and still wants more. He believes the doses healed many of his ailments. “My backache has improved, my general weakness improved, and my appetite improved,” he said. https://t.co/lvG57XFGkZ

[NAACP @NAACP]

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

With new votes joining the tally, we are on a strong path. But even while we wait for more, let’s celebrate the extraordinary organizers, volunteers, canvassers & tireless groups that haven’t stopped going since Nov. Across our state, we roared. A few miles to go...but well done!

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

He thinks New York is a ghost town because every time he’s here all he hears is “Booo” #Debates2020

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

@anthdamatomusic i think he got confused with the Emmy winning tv show, @SchittsCreek

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a programmer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if "rm -rf node_modules" helps

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

@Delta get it together. Today you hit the trifecta of canceling my flight for light rain showers in NYC, having an app glitch indicating my rebooked flight had been rescheduled for 12 hours later, and a customer service line that put me on hold after calling ME back at 4 am.

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

I’ll take your
@peta equating “speciesism” to racism/sexism and raise you a Rachel Dolezal comparing her memoir to @MichelleObama’s

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

@ForeverYoungGab Wow, they really have nothing better to do, do they.

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

Free product suggestion for you @Uber @lyft @ridewithvia: I’d pay more for a quiet car. No music or talk radio, no co-riders or drivers making excruciating small talk that makes you feel obligated to respond out of social courtesy. Just silence. 🤐

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

Grace & Frankie fan girl achievement unlocked 🤩. Also Sam Waterson was objectively the best DA Law & Order ever had. @ The Plaza Hotel https://t.co/FwfZi77i2A

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

I’m not a religious person, but I hope you will all join me in saying a prayer to @Oprah, almighty goddess of love and light, that RBG makes a swift and full recovery.

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

@ira $1100

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

We did the damn thing! #chuckmarryhill It was the Annihilation/Lisa Frank/Chanel runway show inspired wedding of my dreams. So overjoyed and filled with love and gratitude. #stillhill… https://t.co/tSQm4EyCIE

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

In my feelings for #chuckmarryhill @ Cedar Lakes Estate https://t.co/6Se4dn9n38

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

The truth is this, programming is: hard and boring and occasionally great but usually not.

[Simone Hill @sim1hill]

@ira @nytimes @ecareyo Lol us sewer rats living in the “too gritty” East Village don’t these young future Nordstrom Nadines overrunning our Tompkins Square Bagel anyway 😒