Erica

can I get a side of ranch?

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi sorry, what did you just say????

[Erica @sim_shady_]

robert irwin is the DWTS version of ronald from jury duty #wickednight

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi ITS SO FUN

[Erica @sim_shady_]

never been more stressed than having an all company conference the same week as the continuation of the karen read trial, the beginning of the diddy trial, and active
updates to the kohberger trial. what’s a true crime girly to do???

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi charge him on venmo

[Erica @sim_shady_]

all i know is, them May flowers better be POPPIN next month jeeeeesh

[Erica @sim_shady_]

could really go for a cup of Max&Ermas tortilla soup right now

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi safety first, Mr V

[Erica @sim_shady_]

i need to understand why tech product companies think it’s reasonable for their $$$ products to not come with a power brick for charging? i don’t have those just casually lying around the house. looking at you, @ouraring 👀

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi the braid work is impressive

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi justice for Mr Carrot!!

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi tom better watch it

[Erica @sim_shady_]

todays shower thought: the phrase ‘quiet down’ actually doesn’t make sense - you want noise down, quiet up…. yeah?

[Erica @sim_shady_]

crab legs and football - that’s what jameis winston does

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

VICTORY FRIDAY

[Erica @sim_shady_]

it’s an in-bed-by-7pm kind of night ✌️

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi u ok?

[Erica @sim_shady_]

when can we normalize chicken salad without grapes ??

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi stop it

[Erica @sim_shady_]

to no one’s surprise, the lyricism is unmatched �� #TPPDBoardMeeting

[Erica @sim_shady_]

@ericavirzi WHAT